View Full Version : A little advice from the ladies......
Anonymous
09-25-2004, 01:59 AM
Recently I was in an important, busy office of mine and one of the girls at the front asked me out indirectly through one of her friends in the office.....I gave her my phone number and asked her to give me a call, she said she would and I got a little nervous as I always do under such circumstances......Normally I would ask for a girls phone number but she wanted to be discreet (thats what her friend said), so I was overly cautious and did not want her co-workers to catch on.....So I left the office and in true Larry David style from Curb Your Enthusiasm I went back to the office 5 mins later and she went over to the window.....I still did not want to let her co-workers catch on and consequently didn't ask for her phone number.....Instead the reason I went back was to tell my buddy in the office to keep quiet about us going out as I knew he overheard our short conversation.....Then I left the office and 4 days later have not heard from her.......Ladies, what the hell should I do now? She's very attractive and seems to have a great personality so I really want to go on a date with her as I'm finding it hard to find sexy down to earth women since leaving college a couple of years ago. LADIES, did I f*** up badly or what?
Thank you for the advice!
Anonymous
09-25-2004, 07:17 AM
What a loser. Who cares if the office staff knows??? You don't think they talk about stuff like that all the time??? You walked back into the office and didn't say anything to her??? Just your "buddy"? You obviously are a dork and have no clue how to talk to ladies. How about you go back to the office or CALL the office and ask for her and get some balls and actually ask to out to dinner???? Geez.
Anonymous
09-25-2004, 07:25 AM
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Recently I was in an important, busy office of mine and one of the girls at the front asked me out indirectly through one of her friends in the office.....I gave her my phone number and asked her to give me a call, she said she would and I got a little nervous as I always do under such circumstances......Normally I would ask for a girls phone number but she wanted to be discreet (thats what her friend said), so I was overly cautious and did not want her co-workers to catch on.....So I left the office and in true Larry David style from Curb Your Enthusiasm I went back to the office 5 mins later and she went over to the window.....I still did not want to let her co-workers catch on and consequently didn't ask for her phone number.....Instead the reason I went back was to tell my buddy in the office to keep quiet about us going out as I knew he overheard our short conversation.....Then I left the office and 4 days later have not heard from her.......Ladies, what the hell should I do now? She's very attractive and seems to have a great personality so I really want to go on a date with her as I'm finding it hard to find sexy down to earth women since leaving college a couple of years ago. LADIES, did I f*** up badly or what?
Thank you for the advice!
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First of all, stop wringing your hands and change your panties. Call ten of your male buddies and get a couple cases of Beer sit them down and read your stupid post to them. After they stop laughing at your simple ass they will most likely beat you with the Pink boa you wear to bed every night. Where the fuck do you people come from. Get some balls, who cares if you ask someone out, give me the woman's number I will ask her out, fuck her and send you an email and tell you all about it.
Anonymous
09-25-2004, 11:50 AM
In the words of Berger from Sex and the City...."[S]He's just not that into you."
Anonymous
09-25-2004, 11:59 AM
OP...are you gay? http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/crazy.gif
Anonymous
09-25-2004, 12:03 PM
OP, we are in agreement, you are gay, you have to be
Anonymous
09-25-2004, 06:02 PM
Just call the office and ask her out. She may have gotten nervous or felt that she was being too forward. If it has been awhile just tell her that you have been busy and had not had a chance to call. Try it and see what happens. Good Luck!
Anonymous
09-25-2004, 06:16 PM
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First of all, stop wringing your hands and change your panties. Call ten of your male buddies and get a couple cases of Beer sit them down and read your stupid post to them. After they stop laughing at your simple ass they will most likely beat you with the Pink boa you wear to bed every night. Where the fuck do you people come from. Get some balls, who cares if you ask someone out, give me the woman's number I will ask her out, fuck her and send you an email and tell you all about it.
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Anonymous
09-25-2004, 06:48 PM
Dude, you blew it. My advice is to get a 12 pack of Labatts and start drinking heavily. One thing I do know about women and men (and I don't know much), is that we lose interest quickly if any sort of rejection is involved. And she probably thinks that you're not interested. Go home, get loaded, put on a good porn and start manhandling the witness. Your guilty little buddy!!! Spit it out!!!
Anonymous
09-27-2004, 01:59 PM
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Dude, you blew it. My advice is to get a 12 pack of Labatts and start drinking heavily. One thing I do know about women and men (and I don't know much), is that we lose interest quickly if any sort of rejection is involved. And she probably thinks that you're not interested. Go home, get loaded, put on a good porn and start manhandling the witness. Your guilty little buddy!!! Spit it out!!!
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"Go home, get loaded, put on a good porn and start manhandling the witness. Your guilty little buddy!!! Spit it out!!!"
Classic! I have to share that phrase with some of my friends.
Anonymous
09-27-2004, 02:24 PM
Are you sure you don't have to ask your mom if you can bring a date over the house to watch the Brady Bunch on Nick at Nite......F'in loser!!!! http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/crazy.gif
Get a set of balls.....hey, maybe your buddy is the one who really likes you.... http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/wink.gif
Anonymous
09-27-2004, 07:08 PM
Maybe your office buddy told her you're hung like a hamster.
Anonymous
11-08-2006, 12:06 AM
Go back to sleeping with your mom...I know I did last night.
Anonymous
11-08-2006, 01:10 AM
op, you must be king of the fags. You worthless loser. No wonder you can't get laid. My advice is to commit a pety crime, and get thrown in jail for a week or two. Some jail house brotha will set your sorry ass straight. Maybe you'll grow a pair you dimless twit.
Anonymous
11-08-2006, 01:12 AM
That was a 2 year old post...
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