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Anonymous
10-09-2004, 06:04 PM
My wife stepped out of the house for a while, and I decided to masturbate.

While it was a pleasurable experience, I prefer it Monday - Friday during company hours. I guess knowing I'm getting paid for it makes it better! http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif
Anonymous
10-10-2004, 12:57 AM
[QUOTE]
My wife stepped out of the house for a while, and I decided to masturbate.

While it was a pleasurable experience, I prefer it Monday - Friday during company hours. I guess knowing I'm getting paid for it
makes it better! http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ] http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/confused.gif Paid for getting laid.....Oops...That's Hecho-a-Mano...(Made by hand)...Either way, they pay. http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif
Anonymous
10-10-2004, 11:05 AM
What the fuck are you idiots talking about? Morons!
Anonymous
10-10-2004, 04:06 PM
We're talking about masturbation you dumb retarded fuck!
Anonymous
10-10-2004, 05:57 PM
Why in the FUCK would you get your rocks off by talking about masterbation to complete strangers on an internet board? Dude, you need to get LAID. Dolt!
Anonymous
10-11-2004, 10:18 PM
One of my POD mates and I go back to her place around noon at least four times a week to bang like two rabbits. A good nooner on company time with a chick thats seven years younger than me and hot as Hell.......thank you company!!


What a bonus..................... http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif
Anonymous
12-12-2006, 02:52 PM
That is so hot.
libluvsbukkake
12-12-2006, 02:58 PM
Why in the FUCK would you get your rocks off by talking about masterbation to complete strangers on an internet board? Dude, you need to get LAID. Dolt!

Read the original thread dumbass. He can't get laid anymore, he's married.
ahshit
12-12-2006, 03:08 PM
Read the original thread dumbass. He can't get laid anymore, he's married.

I couldn't have said it better myself Libs. And, it's your turn my fingers are getting burned.:D
Anonymous
12-12-2006, 08:47 PM
Libluvs-

Stinging retort to a thread that is over two years old.

You really told him.

Know the original poster is probably dead and buried by now.

I love that old gag...recycle an old thread to see what trolls will post to it.