"Look we told you white meat only, and Diet Coke not Pepsi you dumb rep."

[Anonymous]

hee hee

[Anonymous]

What this really means is: "The next lunch should be a better one."

[Anonymous]

"we don't like fish!"

[Anonymous]

Thats the time I make my own Mayo (if you know what I mean?) for the next luncheon.

[Anonymous]

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Thats the time I make my own Mayo (if you know what I mean?) for the next luncheon.

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NOW THAT IS OUTSTANDING!

[Anonymous]

What next lunch???

[Anonymous]

NO NO NO..........MAYO KNOWS AND HE ROCKS! THE PURE DELIGHT OF WATCHING OL BETTY ENGULF HER SALAD WITH A LITTLE EXTRA SPECIAL SAUCE INCLUDED IN THE LITTLE CUP OF DRESSING IS OUTSTANDING.......... JUST A LITTLE XTREE. DON'T GO OVERBOARD.....
MAYBE A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA IN THAT CHOCOLATE DESSERT TOO! HOME CRAFTED AND "IN VIVO" INGREDIENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

1 hour prior to delivery,,,,,,home in the kitchen. white chef hat on, music playing, but the key........wearing rubber gloves for sanitation purposes while spicing up the dressings and other stuff just a tad. leetle special sauce here a little there, wait, save that last pamper, there is a little sumpthin for the chocolate cake......... ok..........finished back in the car.........................

[Anonymous]

CAN YOU SEE BETTY THE BITCH CHOMPING AWAY ON HER SALAD MOUTH OPEN AND YAPPIN OF COURSE, WHILE CHEWING AWAY YOU CAN SEE A LITTLE EXTRA GOO IN HER RANCH DRESSING GOING RAPIDLY UPPER TO LOWER MOLAR

[Anonymous]

Yeah but just think, that could be your kids they're eating. Oh well, I'll make more....

Mayo

[Anonymous]

One time this office of fat fucking cows pissed me off so much that I infected the WHOLE OFFICE!!!

I was at the peak of having the flu (last year) and couldn't miss this very important lunch (tongue in cheek), so I went and these cows had the audacity to complain about what I brought (Panera). So...I unpacked everything closed the door to the lunchroom and......

that's right I coughed all over all of the food!!! I spread my germs EVERYWHERE!!! I was like Elaine Benis in that Seinfeld episode about the germaphobes. I coughed on the microwave, the doorknob to the lunchroom, some of the cups in the cupboard...I think you get the picture.

I spent the rest of the winter leaving that office with a smile on my face everytime they told me so and so was out of the office sick. I would say that's too bad...what does she have? The front desk office cow would say the flu. I laughed on the inside and laughed out loud when I got back to my car.

Yes, I am evil and yes I hate this fucking demeaning bs job!!!

[Anonymous]

So Quit and shut the hell up. No one but you is making you stay!!!! Show some balls and quit. Go do something else and leave us alone. Go have a pity party someplace else. Oh how awful for you that your ego can't stand having some people get upset with you. It's only demeaning if you let them. You will get a lot more respect if you stand up for yourself and tell them you are not their cook, you are there to inform and enlighten those who want to learn about your products and if they are not happy with the food they can leave and go buy something out of their own money.

[Anonymous]

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One time this office of fat fucking cows pissed me off so much that I infected the WHOLE OFFICE!!!

I was at the peak of having the flu (last year) and couldn't miss this very important lunch (tongue in cheek), so I went and these cows had the audacity to complain about what I brought (Panera). So...I unpacked everything closed the door to the lunchroom and......

that's right I coughed all over all of the food!!! I spread my germs EVERYWHERE!!! I was like Elaine Benis in that Seinfeld episode about the germaphobes. I coughed on the microwave, the doorknob to the lunchroom, some of the cups in the cupboard...I think you get the picture.

I spent the rest of the winter leaving that office with a smile on my face everytime they told me so and so was out of the office sick. I would say that's too bad...what does she have? The front desk office cow would say the flu. I laughed on the inside and laughed out loud when I got back to my car.

Yes, I am evil and yes I hate this fucking demeaning bs job!!!

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THAT IS ABSOLUTELY ONE OF THE BEST OF ALL TIME. NICE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEISMAN CANDIDATE???

[Anonymous]

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Yeah but just think, that could be your kids they're eating. Oh well, I'll make more....

Mayo

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SUPER MAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Anonymous]

Trip down memory lane! I miss whacking off in the food!