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Anonymous
01-24-2005, 12:35 PM
Please add to the list..

You must be a Cafepharma junkie if you believe:

1- All reps are proud, angry, and outspoken Conservative Republicans, yet post the most X rated stories that would get them kicked out of the party!
2- All young people(under40) have no right to start their careers, are "Ken" and "Barbies" and have no brains.
3- A woman in her 50's is hotter than a woman in her 20's.
4-Out of state trainings are code words for orgy centers.
5- All pharma reps are in tip-top shape and there are no heavy pharma reps.
6- All people who work in an office are 400 lbs high school dropouts.
7- Pharma is the worst job in the world.
8- Every rep makes $600,000.
9- All men cheat on their wives.
10- Having kids is the savior of marriage(see above)
11- All women past 50 are nymphos.
12- All pharma reps are well hung.
12-Blacks are bad.

add yer own

Anonymous
01-26-2005, 10:27 PM
I'M a consultant. YOU ALL are just sample droppers.

Anonymous
01-26-2007, 01:08 PM
Ah, these were the good ole days

giggley, blond, female, age=23
01-26-2007, 10:08 PM
You have to be hot and under 30 to get a pharma rep job!
The job is easy, all reps work 10-2pm!
You have no skills whatsoever that you can transfer to another job if you get fed up with pharma.

giggley, blond, female, age=23
01-27-2007, 09:44 AM
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