YOU METRO FREAKS HAVE GONE TOO FAR [Archive]

Anonymous

02-19-2005, 09:38 PM

You homo shaving morons! So, I am at the gym Thursday morning and sweat my fat ass for 60 minutes. I get to the lockeroom, QUICKLY undress, wrap a towell AROUND me. And take in a shower. I COVER up, and head to the sink for a shave. next to me, one of you shaving metro freaks is COMPLETELY NUDE brushing his teeth. NO JOKE- I can se from the mirror some asshole SHAVING his body and oiling his dick with something. Then, to my left some old asshole is nude shaving. I KNOW IT'S HIP, METROSEXUAL IS CHIC, GIRLS LIKE IT.... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FREAKS?

Anonymous

02-19-2005, 09:40 PM

I think you go to the gym in the wrong neighborhood if you get my drift.

Anonymous

02-19-2005, 09:42 PM

op here: It's a chain gym in a big city. i think guys are trying so hard to be shaved bitches that they are going from "acting gay": to enjoying. I hope you shaved trendy metro gays cut yourselves!!! GYM DOES NOT MEAN METRO SWORDFIGHT

Anonymous

02-19-2005, 10:19 PM

op again: Forgot the cherry on this gross sundae.. Some old 400 lb guy in tighty whities was at the locker next to me. Shaved gays, nude prancers, tighties-- looked like a CafePharma convention!!

Anonymous

02-20-2005, 07:41 AM

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I think you go to the gym in the wrong neighborhood if you get my drift.

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Hah-ha! I used to work out at a gym where this effiminate priest, we called him "pansy padre", used to walk around nude all the time. He had this habit of waiting for you to tie your shoes and when you sat up, he'd wave his johnson in your face grinning. Sick bastard, I wonder how many altar boys did the "Father Neslon" with him?!

Anonymous

02-20-2005, 08:03 AM

The sad part is chicks dig this stuff. Last night on television, I saw a guy ask five chicks from Tampa if they thought there was some truth to the rumor that 75% of the women in Tampa are bisexual. One said that was not accurate and probably 90% of the women in Tampa are bisexual. Each woman there said she was bi. I guess we should face facts: chicks are into chicks. Men are not what really turns them on. So they encourage men to look more like chicks and you metros act like a bunch of homos. I think eventually women are going to get sick of you girly guys and come back to wanting men to look like men. Women always change their minds.

Anonymous

02-20-2005, 11:25 AM

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You homo shaving morons! So, I am at the gym Thursday morning and sweat my fat ass for 60 minutes. I get to the lockeroom, QUICKLY undress, wrap a towell AROUND me. And take in a shower. I COVER up, and head to the sink for a shave. next to me, one of you shaving metro freaks is COMPLETELY NUDE brushing his teeth. NO JOKE- I can se from the mirror some asshole SHAVING his body and oiling his dick with something. Then, to my left some old asshole is nude shaving. I KNOW IT'S HIP, METROSEXUAL IS CHIC, GIRLS LIKE IT.... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FREAKS?

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Let's see here... Saturday night, 10:38p.m. and you are sitting at your computer writing about naked men at your gym. You are officially under homo suspicion. Get a life.

Anonymous

02-20-2005, 12:32 PM

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You homo shaving morons! So, I am at the gym Thursday morning and sweat my fat ass for 60 minutes. I get to the lockeroom, QUICKLY undress, wrap a towell AROUND me. And take in a shower. I COVER up, and head to the sink for a shave. next to me, one of you shaving metro freaks is COMPLETELY NUDE brushing his teeth. NO JOKE- I can se from the mirror some asshole SHAVING his body and oiling his dick with something. Then, to my left some old asshole is nude shaving. I KNOW IT'S HIP, METROSEXUAL IS CHIC, GIRLS LIKE IT.... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FREAKS?

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Girls don't like fat asses. I think that's your problem. You probably have a hairy back too. YUCK!!!!

Anonymous

02-20-2005, 09:44 PM

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The sad part is chicks dig this stuff. Last night on television, I saw a guy ask five chicks from Tampa if they thought there was some truth to the rumor that 75% of the women in Tampa are bisexual. One said that was not accurate and probably 90% of the women in Tampa are bisexual. Each woman there said she was bi. I guess we should face facts: chicks are into chicks. Men are not what really turns them on. So they encourage men to look more like chicks and you metros act like a bunch of homos. I think eventually women are going to get sick of you girly guys and come back to wanting men to look like men. Women always change their minds.

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You watch too much porn and this post is your self affirmation that you are still a viable prospect for a date

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 09:19 AM

OP: I feel your pain! There was a gym in surburban Baltimore I used to belong to. Rich, surburban area, the gym was kuxary. Each locker room had a aiting room with wide screen tv, private sauna and private jacuzzi. For a week, I woudl work out early and attempt to relax in the jacuzzi.

Well, three straight days some OLD man would enter the jacuzzi NAKED. I know you metro kids think it's hip and "gay is chic", but I don't want a naked man next to me in a pool. Call me "un hip." I complained to the gym and all they did was put up a sign that nobody followed, I quit the week after.

Strange times we live in, men are now all girls

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 09:49 AM

It will be cold day in hell before I shave my chest. Get a grip on reality. Think like a man, act like a man and for pete's sake BE A MAN.

Why are you doing what women want? YOU ARE WHIPPED. Do you have a spine? USE IT.

Here is a tip from some Sicilians I know - WOMEN DO NOT RESPECT MEN WHO THEY CAN RUN.

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 10:06 AM

The new trend coming next month is that straight men will be sucking other staright men's cocks. Those like me who aren't trendy and are grown up enough not to follow teen trends will be called "un hip". Goona be wierd when this all ends and all these queer staright guys justify this.

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 10:26 AM

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The sad part is chicks dig this stuff. Last night on television, I saw a guy ask five chicks from Tampa if they thought there was some truth to the rumor that 75% of the women in Tampa are bisexual. One said that was not accurate and probably 90% of the women in Tampa are bisexual. Each woman there said she was bi. I guess we should face facts: chicks are into chicks. Men are not what really turns them on. So they encourage men to look more like chicks and you metros act like a bunch of homos. I think eventually women are going to get sick of you girly guys and come back to wanting men to look like men. Women always change their minds.

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But currently you seem to find yourself outcompeted in the pussy department, and upset about it.

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 10:28 AM

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OP: I feel your pain! There was a gym in surburban Baltimore I used to belong to. Rich, surburban area, the gym was kuxary. Each locker room had a aiting room with wide screen tv, private sauna and private jacuzzi. For a week, I woudl work out early and attempt to relax in the jacuzzi.

Well, three straight days some OLD man would enter the jacuzzi NAKED. I know you metro kids think it's hip and "gay is chic", but I don't want a naked man next to me in a pool. Call me "un hip." I complained to the gym and all they did was put up a sign that nobody followed, I quit the week after.

Strange times we live in, men are now all girls

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Couldn't help looking at their cocks and getting aroused?

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 10:31 AM

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OP: I feel your pain! There was a gym in surburban Baltimore I used to belong to. Rich, surburban area, the gym was kuxary. Each locker room had a aiting room with wide screen tv, private sauna and private jacuzzi. For a week, I woudl work out early and attempt to relax in the jacuzzi.

Well, three straight days some OLD man would enter the jacuzzi NAKED. I know you metro kids think it's hip and "gay is chic", but I don't want a naked man next to me in a pool. Call me "un hip." I complained to the gym and all they did was put up a sign that nobody followed, I quit the week after.

Strange times we live in, men are now all girls

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"gym was kuxary"
"Each locker room had a aiting room"
"I woudl work out early"

Are you typing with one hand?

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 10:56 AM

So, you would have no problem sitting next to a naked guy in water??? You metros are strange.

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 11:03 AM

What is really funny: Look at all the pharma metro reps who defend bing gay and shaving and prancing around because it's "in." GROWN MEN taking part of a trend...

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 11:11 AM

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So, you would have no problem sitting next to a naked guy in water??? You metros are strange.

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I cannot imagine a situation in which I would be sitting next to a naked guy in water. Who's strange?

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 11:18 AM

Metros are so into shaving down and prancing that if you read the one guy's post: He was trying to relax in a jacuzzi at a gym after a workout-- and one of you "chic metros" hops in the jacuzzi nude....

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 11:23 AM

CNN reports the last straight guy was found today. He doesn't call himself "hip" "metro" or "trendy." He refuses to shave down like a girl, listens to Rock instaed of pop and doesn't parade around nude...

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 11:26 AM

Thats pretty fowl. You don't know who has been in the water, what diseases they have or what they are doing. Its one thing using the sauna (not too keen on the guys that have to come in and sit nude on the bench) but to use the same water over and over again.

Who the hell knows when they drain and sterilize that thing. You don't know what goes on there when people are there alone.

Nasty stuff.

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 11:31 AM

So you agree these "Shaved metros" and "Older than fucks" have to stop the nude parade?

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 11:31 AM

South Park did a fucking great episode on this subject. "Straight guys acting gay until a Homo solicits one of them to get his dick sucked......"

Crab people,Crab people.................

I learn more from a fucking cartoon than my DM....funny ain't it?

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 11:35 AM

Whats up with these guys that have to walk around nude in the gym? Standing there towling off. Give it a rest.

NOBODY and I mean NOBODY wants to look at you.

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 11:37 AM

any guy who shaves liek a girl is gay.

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 11:47 AM

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Thats pretty fowl. You don't know who has been in the water, what diseases they have or what they are doing. Its one thing using the sauna (not too keen on the guys that have to come in and sit nude on the bench) but to use the same water over and over again.

Who the hell knows when they drain and sterilize that thing. You don't know what goes on there when people are there alone.

Nasty stuff.

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Like Jerry said, "Nasty bacteria frappe" to Kramer when he bought a hot tub and asked him to take a 'soak'.

It's funny to watch these guys who are so into themselves staring into every mirror to see their reflection.

I am good looking and fit, but prefer to keep my body covered at the gym, i.e. workout pants, no muscle shirts etc., just loose comfortable clothing. I NEVER shower at the gym. I would rather drive back home and shower.

And what about these old gay nellies wearing these "Abercrombie" t-shirts. Someone is fantasizing about gay sex with young, shirtless, shaved men. YUCK!!!!

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 11:49 AM

Ask the millions of "shaved and straight. metro and proud" pharama reps you see posting here. They are parading so others can see what is shaved and because "metro and gay is in." Soon, guys will be hooking up because "women like it." We are a sick country.

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 12:34 PM

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Thats pretty fowl. You don't know who has been in the water, what diseases they have or what they are doing. Its one thing using the sauna (not too keen on the guys that have to come in and sit nude on the bench) but to use the same water over and over again.

So when you wear trunks, does that keep the water from going near your cock, and then having that same water float on over to the guy next to you? It's a POOL moron!!! Everyone shares the same water. If it grosses you out, go build your own private pool. And don't even think of going near the ocean.

Who the hell knows when they drain and sterilize that thing. You don't know what goes on there when people are there alone.

Nasty stuff.

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Anonymous

02-21-2005, 12:52 PM

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Ask the millions of "shaved and straight. metro and proud" pharama reps you see posting here. They are parading so others can see what is shaved and because "metro and gay is in." Soon, guys will be hooking up because "women like it." We are a sick country.

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Perhaps you could focus on your own cock and leave everyone else's cock to the owner.

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 12:54 PM

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any guy who shaves liek a girl is gay.

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Actually I think gay has to do with choice of sex partners. It's use has become popular in attempting to control the behavior of others.

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 12:57 PM

I'm metro and proud. My bf and I shave each other and parade daily!

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 01:08 PM

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I'm metro and proud. My bf and I shave each other and parade daily!

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I love you! I also have had many women tell me that because I shave, they love to linger on my cock and balls longer. True?

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 01:14 PM

I love you too! I love when the bi girls make you guys gay but I only like real GAY men. Sorry toots- Don't wanta a wantabe!

Anonymous

02-21-2005, 01:25 PM

maybe I can help out, where r u?

Anonymous

02-22-2005, 10:44 AM

METRO IS GAY YOU HAIRLESS GIRLS!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF TRENDY FOLLOWERS!

Anonymous

02-22-2005, 10:50 AM

Thank you for your interest in my cock.

Anonymous

02-22-2005, 11:15 AM

Wow same joke used 3 times still no laugh. WHy not keep it yourself, and stop parading it like a fairy! Metro boys- you are gay!

Anonymous

02-22-2005, 01:48 PM

Your unbridled control issue over someone else's gear hygiene/trimming is gayboy gay, and you’re right it ain’t funny. Is your name “Jeff” by chance?

Anonymous

02-22-2005, 06:34 PM

I could care less if you "mteros" shave, just stop parading around the lockeroom you little Queens. http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/confused.gif

Anonymous

02-22-2005, 09:14 PM

hey your wives like my shaved balls and it keeps you neo nazi buckwheat pubic hair fools from finding one of mine up on your wife...

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 10:49 AM

no, my wife hates gay and treny shit on guys. we wer laiughing one nite that most of the guys who shave are a step away from wearing lipstick.. all for metro skaes of course http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/smile.gif http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/shocked.gif

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 11:20 AM

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I could care less if you "mteros" shave, just stop parading around the lockeroom you little Queens. http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/confused.gif

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No one forces you to be a spectator. Perhaps you should discuss with your therapist why you can't seem to direct your gaze away from cocks.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 11:21 AM

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I could care less if you "mteros" shave, just stop parading around the lockeroom you little Queens. http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/confused.gif

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"Jeff Gannon" is a manly guy like you. http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 11:24 AM

WIll you fruity metro answer this?WHY DO YOU GUS WALK AROUND PARADING IN THE LOCKER ROOM? I AM PRIVATE

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 11:34 AM

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WIll you fruity metro answer this?WHY DO YOU GUS WALK AROUND PARADING IN THE LOCKER ROOM? I AM PRIVATE

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No, you're repressed. Remember that time I sashayed past you with a full erection and you turned away just in time for me to stab you in the ear with the purple-headed warrior and then deposit elongated syruppy droplets of pre-ejaculatory drip as my engorged, shaven cock skidded along your cheek?
It was good for you too, wasn't it?

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 11:40 AM

All kidding aside, you "metro" guys can do what you want in private, but cover up in the locker room. I just wnat to change and shower not "compare shaving techniques" like you guys. You are basically gay ,metro boys, admit it.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 11:58 AM

Actually I see just as much of that type of behavior in unshaven guys - obviously in love with taking extra time naked in a locker room with other guys.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 12:01 PM

It's usually old men and the trendy guys like you. Can't guys learn? You can cover yourself with a towell! I actually see some of you "Metro is marvelous" girls WALKING to the shower with the towell in HAND.. COVER UP- I AM HERE TO WORK OUT NOT BE GROSSED OUT. Please tell me somebody agress- an don't give me that "Gay and Shaved is hip" shit. Yech.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 12:10 PM

You're not dealing well with the fact that you're attracted to it are you.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 12:11 PM

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It's usually old men and the trendy guys like you. Can't guys learn? You can cover yourself with a towell! I actually see some of you "Metro is marvelous" girls WALKING to the shower with the towell in HAND.. COVER UP- I AM HERE TO WORK OUT NOT BE GROSSED OUT. Please tell me somebody agress- an don't give me that "Gay and Shaved is hip" shit. Yech.

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Come on over here and hold this for me heteroboy.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 12:12 PM

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 12:12 PM

You are a trendy moron. If I am not gay or into parading why would I want to be around named guys? YOu shaved homos are gay- straight men need their own room!

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 12:13 PM

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You are a trendy moron. If I am not gay or into parading why would I want to be around named guys? YOu shaved homos are gay- straight men need their own room!

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Your parents never named you?

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 12:15 PM

In my early 30's, and do my own things not what trend is out there. The whole fact that you are all posing gay to be "hip" is why other countries laugh at us.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 12:16 PM

Naked... YOu guys get me so worked up I can't type. I'm complaining to the gym.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 12:16 PM

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In my early 30's, and do my own things not what trend is out there. The whole fact that you are all posing gay to be "hip" is why other countries laugh at us.

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Is that what really bothers you? That other countries laugh at you?

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 12:18 PM

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In my early 30's, and do my own things not what trend is out there. The whole fact that you are all posing gay to be "hip" is why other countries laugh at us.

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Google the name "Jeff Gannon". Guys like you thought he was a man. Read up on that shit and get back to me. Oh, and he didn't shave his gear judging by his adverts.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 12:19 PM

can you be serious? is it fair for a guy not into other men or being "hip" to have to deal with this? i pay a membership and should have anormal gym not a metro meeting ground.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 12:48 PM

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can you be serious? is it fair for a guy not into other men or being "hip" to have to deal with this? i pay a membership and should have anormal gym not a metro meeting ground.

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Wanna touch my naked-mole-rat?

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 12:49 PM

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 12:50 PM

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In my early 30's, and do my own things not what trend is out there. The whole fact that you are all posing gay to be "hip" is why other countries laugh at us.

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So basically you consider yourself a trend setter, except for the fact that others won't follow. Yes, well that would be a problem.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 01:00 PM

J. Edgar Hoover - the godfather of metromania - did not shave the schlong.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 01:02 PM

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In my early 30's, and do my own things not what trend is out there. The whole fact that you are all posing gay to be "hip" is why other countries laugh at us.

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Please provide a list of "your things" for review.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 01:18 PM

when did i say i start trends? jesus i a a family guy who ahs time to "start trends" is this teh 8th grade? i work hard, work out and devote time to my wife and my kids. normal life, where do you have time to study up on what's metro or hip? I like Sports, movies, play the drums and enjoy family life...

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 02:33 PM

... and metro cocks.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 02:33 PM

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when did i say i start trends? jesus i a a family guy who ahs time to "start trends" is this teh 8th grade? i work hard, work out and devote time to my wife and my kids. normal life, where do you have time to study up on what's metro or hip? I like Sports, movies, play the drums and enjoy family life...

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.. http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif...You must not have had time to study English/punctuation or typing either. Just what the hell do you have time for.....Drinking Kool-Aid? http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 02:35 PM

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 02:48 PM

that is not necessary. you can pick on me and my boring life but leave the kids out of it. being a father is much more preciosu tahn shaving for a trend. leva emy kids out of this.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 02:50 PM

Good god dickhead, type your shit in Word and then paste it in. Are you typing with one hand and looking at kiddy porn?

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 03:19 PM

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that is not necessary. you can pick on me and my boring life but leave the kids out of it. being a father is much more preciosu tahn shaving for a trend. leva emy kids out of this.

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I shave for your kids.

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 05:04 PM

Whats up wit dat non-metro man? That be so uncool! You shaved barbie doll freaks are my brothers. We all follow what's new, all shaved our manhood away and a little cock now and then is ok, if it's metro.. SHAVED FOR EVER AND EVER

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 07:46 PM

AMEN! SHAVED, WEARING LIPSTICK BEING A WOMAN IS THE NEW WAY. YOU CAN EB HAIRY AND A GUY IT'S METRO FOR ME! SEE YA SHAVED HUNKS AT THE GYM! http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 08:18 PM

Does this make me Metro....I trim my bush around my cock for my girlfriend. Less chance of hair in her mouth....besides, makes the dick look bigger. I turned 30 and I started getting fuzzy on my back. I got it lasered off. I admit, that was my call. I don't think she cared. I dress nice, pay attention to clothing trends.

Lasered hair off back.......feel better with it gone. Come on, who likes hair on there back.

Shaving the pubes.......Just a favor for the lady.

Metro or not?????

Anonymous

02-23-2005, 08:20 PM

GAY!!!! You wouldn't have done this last year but it's so "hip"
G
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Anonymous

02-23-2005, 10:38 PM

I am 41 and try to hit the gym as often as the schedule allows. I dress nice but dont go crazy about it. I think its still OK to try and keep yourslef looking good. Does shaving reallyhave to do with being metrosexual??? I really dont know. But I can tell you what bugs the hell out of me. I dont mind when guys walk around naked in the locker room - whatever - I mean its a locker room and you have to shower etc...but what REALLY bugs me is the assholes that have to go up to the sink where everybody is shaving their face and washing up - and do it naked. I can tell you that half the time they lean over and their sack is hanging right against the counter of the sink area! That is just uncalled for. ( and no dont get into some smart ass remark about watching them etc... its pretty hard not to notice this when they are right next to you - and even if you are staring straight ahead the mirror is right there reflecting everything anyway) guys keep your sack off the sink counter!!!

Anonymous

02-24-2005, 03:20 AM

shaving the pubes makes the peepee look bigger..lol

Anonymous

02-24-2005, 05:44 AM

No matter how much landscaping you do, if you have a shitty little house, you have a shitty little house.

Anonymous

02-24-2005, 08:29 AM

Notice in all these posts the "insecure" shaved girls won't admit it's just queer to parade around nude and stand by a sink in a public lockerroom. Metros and shaved men are so into being told what to do, think, wear, watch, listen to, believe in and buy these trendy fagaroos are now into checking out each others cocks.

Anonymous

02-24-2005, 10:30 AM

METRO MAN HERE:

We love the sight of girly men. If a guy shaves his privates like a girl I SAY PARADE NUDE..

SHAVED FORVER AND LOVING IT!!

Anonymous

02-24-2005, 10:49 AM

Ok, 57 years old, 40 pounds overweight with hair on virtually every body surface.

I am ready to go Metro. Started two days ago,managed to get one leg smooth before I had to run for more blades. Damn this is hard when you ain't very flexable.

How the hell do you do your back? I tried taping the razor to the edge of the bathroom door and rubbing my back against it, you know, like a bear on a tree. Lets just say it was not the best solution.

Now I am have the razor taped to the end of a wooden kitchen spoon, but it is hard to see back there in the bathroom mirror.

My ass crack is just impossible. Maybe a stiz bath full of dipilitory?

Now I see that my legs are all stubbly and itchy, gotta start again.

Does anybody make a wider razor? I would think that something about the size of a window squeegee would be the better answer.

What do you use for aftershave? The AquaVelva has got me dancin' around like a burned monkey. I don't even what to discuss the styptic pencil - anal experience, I couldn't fart for day.

Anyway, I am smooth, pink and ready to go. Where do you guys hang so we can party?

Anonymous

02-24-2005, 10:53 AM

There is no such thing as Metrosexual or Bisexual. Either you like looking / like being looked at or you don't. If you are part of the former - you are gay. Either you suck cock or you don't. There is no grey area.

If your swinging your goodies around the locker room or checking out others and thinking "nice shave job", your gay - you can tell yourself you aren't - but you are. Again, no grey area.

Anonymous

02-24-2005, 12:02 PM

I AM A METRO AMN AND PROUD! I LOVE BEING SHAVED LIKE A GIRL AND IF YOU READ THIS BOARD ALL MY METRO BROTHERS ARE WITH ME! CAN WE HAVE A SHAVE CONVENTION MY METRO HAIRLESS GIRLIE BROTHERS? http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif

Anonymous

02-24-2005, 12:09 PM

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There is no such thing as Metrosexual or Bisexual. Either you like looking / like being looked at or you don't. If you are part of the former - you are gay. Either you suck cock or you don't. There is no grey area.

If your swinging your goodies around the locker room or checking out others and thinking "nice shave job", your gay - you can tell yourself you aren't - but you are. Again, no grey area.

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And if you're checking cocks to see if they're shaved or not because you're so emotionally invested in the notion that all men cannot/will not/ should not shave?

Anonymous

02-24-2005, 12:10 PM

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There is no such thing as Metrosexual or Bisexual. Either you like looking / like being looked at or you don't. If you are part of the former - you are gay. Either you suck cock or you don't. There is no grey area.

If your swinging your goodies around the locker room or checking out others and thinking "nice shave job", your gay - you can tell yourself you aren't - but you are. Again, no grey area.

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But you'll note that it's the militant anti-shaving crowd who's examining the cocks of others.

Anonymous

02-24-2005, 12:13 PM

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Notice in all these posts the "insecure" shaved girls won't admit it's just queer to parade around nude and stand by a sink in a public lockerroom. Metros and shaved men are so into being told what to do, think, wear, watch, listen to, believe in and buy these trendy fagaroos are now into checking out each others cocks.

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"shaved men are so into being told what to do"

And yet you go on and on about the fact that they won't follow what you tell 'em to do. How about you mind your own cock gayboy. Your interest in the cocks of others gives you away. You want your boys unshaven, we get it.

Anonymous

02-24-2005, 12:32 PM

all i ask is cover it up and dont show it! why do u shaved boys have to put it out on the sink?

Anonymous

02-24-2005, 01:21 PM

I'm not shaved. And the only guys I have ever witnessed in the locker rooms of the many gyms I've frequented with their schlongs in the sinks and scrota mashed against the counters were unshaven as well.

Anonymous

02-25-2005, 03:45 PM

METRO HOMOS
YOU METRO HOMOS
SHAVING YER ASS
SLAPPIN DICKS
HAVIN' SWORDFIGHTS
ALL TO BE HIP! http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif

Anonymous

02-25-2005, 05:14 PM

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METRO HOMOS
YOU METRO HOMOS
SHAVING YER ASS
SLAPPIN DICKS
HAVIN' SWORDFIGHTS
ALL TO BE HIP! http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif

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You spend WAY too much time thinking about homos, shaving, men's asses, and dicks. You are obviously gay. http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/shocked.gif

Anonymous

03-05-2005, 02:50 AM

I don't know where this putting dicks on sinks thing comes from. where i'm from, i've never seen anybody put their dicks on sinks for any reason, shaved or not. And you go on and on about metros looking at other peoples dicks, and all this shit. yet how do you know they're shaved unless you look. you're the fag, man.

Anonymous

03-06-2005, 07:39 PM

YOU GUYS ARE A RIOT! I'm a New Yorker so let me explain this... We started this "metro" "in touch with fem side" trend 2 years ago. Yes, I shaved down, said "the girls love it.." And now, it's all grown back. Girls here laugh at the hairless bitches, it's very "2001." You boys who are shaving away and "pretending to be gay" call NYC and see what's new. The country is always years behind New York!

Anonymous

03-06-2005, 08:16 PM

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YOU GUYS ARE A RIOT! I'm a New Yorker so let me explain this... We started this "metro" "in touch with fem side" trend 2 years ago. Yes, I shaved down, said "the girls love it.." And now, it's all grown back. Girls here laugh at the hairless bitches, it's very "2001." You boys who are shaving away and "pretending to be gay" call NYC and see what's new. The country is always years behind New York!

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Dear Mr. "I'm from New York and we're so ahead of the curve": you suck, your pious attitude sucks, and you're still gay, hair and all.

Anonymous

03-06-2005, 08:33 PM

ny here: guess you are mad we invent the trends and they become "in" in your backwater state after we toss them! grow the hair back boy, you're so dated!

Anonymous

03-06-2005, 09:57 PM

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YOU GUYS ARE A RIOT! I'm a New Yorker so let me explain this... We started this "metro" "in touch with fem side" trend 2 years ago. Yes, I shaved down, said "the girls love it.." And now, it's all grown back. Girls here laugh at the hairless bitches, it's very "2001." You boys who are shaving away and "pretending to be gay" call NYC and see what's new. The country is always years behind New York!

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Here is a little fact, Yes, NYC is pretty fast at picking up the clothing trends.....LA, NYC.....Do you know where it all starts.......Vancouver B.C. Just a little fact for you all.

Anonymous

03-07-2005, 06:45 AM

ok ok but you are just a lowley pharma caterer shaved or not. NYC BFD

Anonymous

03-07-2005, 09:40 AM

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ny here: guess you are mad we invent the trends and they become "in" in your backwater state after we toss them! grow the hair back boy, you're so dated!

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We love you hairy city boys down here in backwater country. Now git yer ass over here and bark like a dog city boy!

Anonymous

12-25-2005, 11:09 PM

How is being a nasty, hairy, smelly fat guy manly? Last time I checked having a dick made you a man. You must have a very small one.

Anonymous

12-26-2005, 06:11 AM

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ny here: guess you are mad we invent the trends and they become "in" in your backwater state after we toss them! grow the hair back boy, you're so dated!

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Are you typing this from your $2,500 a month efficiency apartment in Hell's Kitchen? Yep, sounds like livin to me. Fuck New York. It's only slightly less of a shithole than Detroit.

Anonymous

12-26-2005, 10:09 AM

New Yawk is a fun weekend and being a pharma rep there would probably be horrible enough to make you want a whole new identity. But not enough to live there.

Anonymous

12-26-2005, 10:51 AM

I look fabulous!
http://www.2and2.net/Uploads/Images/3731.jpg
http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/sho...9&fpart=all (http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=cafe&Number=1018636&page= 9&fpart=all)

Anonymous

01-07-2006, 04:46 PM

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I look fabulous!
http://www.2and2.net/Uploads/Images/3731.jpg
http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/sho...9&fpart=all (http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=cafe&Number=1018636&page= 9&fpart=all)

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What a freak!