Meeting Roomates

I know how to stop this madness: I'm going to drug and rape my next roomate with a large pickle and some morphine. Sanofi giving us roomates will end pretty quick, I promise.

 

Thats funny. Not really. One of our laid off, a friend of mine, works for a contract and gets his own room.

 

You're a fucking criminal!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If you do that you will have your own roommate surrounded by concrete walls and bars and it won't be a pickle you will be receiving. Go for it.

 

Try a less invasive way of getting your own room. Bad case of the sh!ts usually does the trick. Make sure you take a messy sh!t and get it on the toilet seat and floor. To close the deal. make yourself throw up in the middle of the night. Guarantee, your rommie will be the one requesting the private room.

 

Just use Ambien. Tiger found it effective.

 

New hire here. I refuse to room with some stooge. Is there a bed check at night and if so what time? I plan to get my own room at a nearby hotel and just expense the cost under other areas like meals/ car wash.

 

Great Idea Idiot!

 

Do it and you will be history is a very short time.

 

you want your own room so bad so you can diddle yourself and use your toy in the buttocks. you are a douche

 

#10 obviously has something on his mind and must be speaking from personal experience.

 

No, not really. I just find it pathetic that you feel so strongly against a roomie that you would consider getting your own room at a different hotel. that is pathetic. "look at me everyone, Im so cool, i drop off drug samples to a doctors office and I am so important that I could not possibly have a someoen in my room. I need time to decompress from those days were I drop off free lunch and get home after 2 PM. Its bad enough the company has to actually pay you and you feel as though you are so important they should give everyone there own room-you have proved nothing becasue you are new, so we a not sure you can even handle dropping off free sample and lunch-you are worthless and fail at this job like you have failed in life.You my friend are a dumbass, generation Y LOSER

 

I always get my own room and pay for it. Sometimes at same hotel and sometimes nearby.
Don't worry about it. Bunch of posers here that will drink the cofee swill rather pay for their ownstarbucks. They make fun of the office cows and they are the meeting cows. Welcome to SA.

 

another pathetic soul. You are so cool...wow! you get up and drink starbucks in your own room. You, your fancy coffee and a tub of lube so you can stroke yourself in front of the mirror and shoot your load on the mirror (probably leave it for the maid, too). Of coure you do-they are the maids and you are a pharm rep...hi doctor, I will replaced by an ipad in a few years because I am a worthless turd...enjoy your room and dont forget to get the all day porn...you can afford it becasue you are not a meeting cow (though your significant other probably is!)

 

wow, bitter loser pharma rep.....real sales reps have their own rooms.

 

You bet your ass I aget the 24 hour porn. Get that last helmet shined before checking out (at lunch that last day) of the meeting.

 

No, real sales reps have real jobs...not pharm rep jobs. Just never heard such a bunch of pussies so concerned with sharing a room (oh, and having your pussy ass Starbucks latte fuckmeuptheass-atte). Douche

 

Wow, someone is a little hyper-sensitive over anonymous posts.......... You are obviously over compensating for your short comings. Also, quite comical to see you call someone a dumba$$ when your post is written so poorly with so many misspellings that its hard to understand.

 

misspellings were because I was ordering lunch for the doctors office tomorrow and my mind was wondering off becasue I do not know what to do about this roommate thing-how can I do it...what if i have to shit and he needs a shower or even worse, I am spanking my meat and I he comes back early.Where will I hide my porn and NAMBLA membership card?! help me please...pack your panties and suck up to the fact you will have to hide your boner when you see Biff come out of the shower-you know that is the real reason you dont want a roommate biotch! See ya boner boy!!

 

All I know is a good number of big pharma companies offer single rooms as standard procedure for all training classes and sales meetings. Why is S-A so behind the times?