Mike and Mike Show..

[Anonymous]

Imagine the ESPN Radio Mike and Mike show hosting by our fearsome EIS leaders. I can hear it already.

Mike H: Well Mike how did you sleep last night.
Mike M: I slept like a baby, even though I reallocating 40+ people yesterday.

Mike M: What's the game plan for today.
Mike H: To take over the IT world by doing some PR from our reallocaitons yesterday.

Mike M: When do you want me to release the others for reallocation?
Mike H: Oh, I think we have a new plan for that. Let's let them think they are safe for a while (till October), then we will have IBM come in and re-badge them all.

Mike M: Excellent plan! Now do I get my bonus for being over budget for this year.
Mike H: Yes, but I need to make sure that Big John looks good first.

Mike H: Oh wait a minute, we have a special caller today. Oh, they can leave a message. Hey guess what, it was John and he left his monthly 30 min voice mail again, delete. Oops, did I do that.

[Anonymous]

Mike H is a joke
Mike M is a joke

Trouble is; no-one's laughing!

[Anonymous]

Mike M: what shall we do today boss
Mike H: I know, let's make another one of those slide shows

Mike M: What? The one's that are so complicated even we don't understand them?
Mike H: Yes -the one's that make us look competent to the casual observer and which mask the fact that we are clueless

Mike M: Then can we show them to JL and the BU leaders
Mike H: Of course little one

Mike M: What if someone realises that it is all incomprehensible rubbish and that they'd be better off going to external IT providers?
Mike H: Then we shall invoke the might SixSigma and all shall be restored my child!

Mike H & Mike M: (together) Muahahahaha

[Anonymous]

Mike H is a joke
Mike M is a joke

Trouble is; no-one's laughing!

Management is. All the way to the bank...