What's the next Irace or senior leadership buzz phrase?

We all know about Irace &senior leadership's famous buzz phrases. Most recently is Irace's famous line of "unforeseen circumstances" as justification for more layoffs. "Unforeseen circumstances" is the moral equivalent of children crossing their fingers on the playground when they intend on lying to somebody when they make a promise. I guess we're dealing with children.

Any predictions on the next management buzz phrase?

 

"Stop whining CP posters"

 

"You're Fired"

 

Every Man For Himself

Full Steam Ahead

Were in constant dialogue with the FDA

What the market conditions dictate

I assure you our current footprint is in place until 2014

Have a Great Thanksgiving Weekend with your family and please be by the phone on monday morning to see if you'll be empowered.

 

Classic stuff... does CV himself hire you to write that? Or is it a standard textbook that all Pharma CEO types subscribe to?

 

What's next to be sold off whats next period. This company is a mess.

 

Smoke'em if you got'em!!

 

Mediocre ......by example

 

It will be whatever Accenture and McKinsey tell them to spit out.

Like they have a brain or a clue between any of them?!

We have a VP of US strategy to interpret what Paris tells them to do as well.

 

Embrace the future.

Hanitize Yourself.

Emerging markets.

Soft Landing.

Parallel Universe.

Healthcare Reform

Healthcare Reform

Thar She Blows.

Pack your own parachute.

Duck and Cover.

 

We assure you we've retained the right people.

This transition has been handled with dignity.

 

You so smart.

 

LMAO, can you imagine what it is like working at Bridgewater right now. Talk about cows led to slaughter. I can see it now, everybody looks down at the computer screen when upper management walks by afraid that the gestapo black shirts will stop and grab the poor soul and haul to the door where the firing squad is ready. For those of you at the corporate office, what is really going on there? I mean really, are you looking for something else or somewhere else to go? Are you happy in your current position? Do you see a bright future with the company from your stand point and field of vision? Come on, you can enter CP anonymously, no one will know who you are. Lets here from you. Hey, who knows maybe there is room left in the life boat for you.