Why do women fake orgasms? [Archive] - Cafepharma Message Boards

Anonymous

09-23-2005, 08:29 PM

Women fake because if we are NICE, we know the guy's ego is so tied in to "making it happen" for us, so we don't want to let them down if he ISN'T making it happen for us. We like them to walk away thinking, "I'm the man!"

Plus, if we DON'T fake it, then we get accused by the guy of having something wrong with us, like, "Wow, the last girl I was with came 4x in the first 30 seconds, and that was WITHOUT foreplay!"

Anonymous

10-05-2005, 07:19 PM

I know a woman who faked it until she was over 30. She never had a single orgasm until she discovered vibrators.

Anonymous

10-05-2005, 07:47 PM

to get to the other side

Anonymous

10-05-2005, 07:49 PM

Because They Think We Care

Anonymous

10-07-2005, 02:40 PM

I dunno, why do men lie about their penis size?

Anonymous

10-07-2005, 05:38 PM

As a man, I would prefer to be viewed as inadequate rather than deceived with a fake orgasm, ladies.

Anonymous

10-07-2005, 05:48 PM

Women would much rather deceive us than just simply act true.

Anonymous

10-07-2005, 06:02 PM

Come guys, haven't you ever faked an orgasm? I have, after a night out and a few drinks and of course with a condom on. SOmetimes it just won't blow. Instead of turning into a cardiovascular exercise or being accused of not being turned on, I simply just pretend I cam.

Anonymous

10-13-2005, 12:19 PM

Because no man can measure up to me and I haven't got the time to be with every woman.

Anonymous

10-14-2005, 12:29 AM

who cares?

Anonymous

10-19-2005, 11:22 AM

What is that movie where the woman fakes one in the restaurant?

Anonymous

10-19-2005, 11:58 AM

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What is that movie where the woman fakes one in the restaurant?

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When Harry Met Sally
"I'll have what she's having" http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif

Anonymous

10-19-2005, 01:02 PM

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What is that movie where the woman fakes one in the restaurant?

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When Harry Met Sally
"I'll have what she's having" http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif

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Starring the incredibly lame and talently-challenged Billy Crystal.

Anonymous

10-19-2005, 02:46 PM

You can see sally's bush in the movie 'in the cut'. her boobs look like beagle ears.

Anonymous

10-19-2005, 03:25 PM

Never had a woman effectively fake one. If their bodies aren't doing the right thing, they ain't cumming.

An orgasm is more than just noise. http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/smirk.gif

Anonymous

10-19-2005, 04:30 PM

As was said before, Who Cares!!

Anonymous

10-19-2005, 04:37 PM

Finally, someone who gets it!

Anonymous

10-26-2005, 08:45 PM

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To get the fat slob off of them.

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Might be true but don't you want the orgasm?

Anonymous

10-26-2005, 11:40 PM

Women fake it (and most of us can tell) because they want us to be confidant enough next time to give them a shot at having a real one. Women never have them if the guy does not think he can get her there. For the ladies it's 89% mental, 11% physical. There is no chance if she thinks the guy doesn’t believe he can make it happen.

Anonymous

10-27-2005, 12:13 PM

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Women fake it (and most of us can tell) because they want us to be confidant enough next time to give them a shot at having a real one. Women never have them if the guy does not think he can get her there. For the ladies it's 89% mental, 11% physical. There is no chance if she thinks the guy doesn’t believe he can make it happen.

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My wife has one (or 2 or 3) every single time but she knows I will go the distance, whatever it is, to help make it happen.

Anonymous

11-06-2005, 01:39 PM

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Women fake it (and most of us can tell) because they want us to be confidant enough next time to give them a shot at having a real one. Women never have them if the guy does not think he can get her there. For the ladies it's 89% mental, 11% physical. There is no chance if she thinks the guy doesn’t believe he can make it happen.

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My wife has one (or 2 or 3) every single time but she knows I will go the distance, whatever it is, to help make it happen.

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Lucky her!

Anonymous

11-15-2005, 03:15 PM

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Never had a woman effectively fake one. If their bodies aren't doing the right thing, they ain't cumming.
An orgasm is more than just noise. http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/smirk.gif

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The women I am with know up front that I will do whatever it takes so they don't fake it that I have ever known. Why would a woman fake it if this is the case?

Anonymous

11-15-2005, 03:45 PM

Women who fake it are only cheating themselves and not doing the man any favors by letting him believe a sub-par preformance deserved a standing ovation. You only encourage future sub-par mediocre sex that doesn't give you what YOU need.

Anonymous

11-15-2005, 05:03 PM

I have only faked it with someone that was grossing me out. Did it to get him the hell off of me!

Anonymous

11-15-2005, 05:09 PM

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As a man, I would prefer to be viewed as inadequate rather than deceived with a fake orgasm, ladies.

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Your an idiot.

Anonymous

11-15-2005, 05:24 PM

I love sex with my husband and usually have at least one great orgasm, but sometimes, no matter what, I'm JUST NOT IN THE MOOD! Maybe I'm tired or stressed or busy or whatever, but I know he wants it and I'm happy to comply physically just not mentally. The mental part is key for a woman to come. I know he's never as satisfied if I don't, so occasionally, just rarely, I will fake it. I never say "THAT WAS AMAZING!" so as not to send him down the wrong path, just let him think the quickie was complete. Also, I can enjoy the act itself even if I'm to tired/whatever to actually come.

Anonymous

11-15-2005, 07:13 PM

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I have only faked it with someone that was grossing me out. Did it to get him the hell off of me!

[/ QUOTE ]If he was grossing you out, why was he on you to begin with? Did the drugs and alcohol wear off while you were getting laid??

Anonymous

11-27-2005, 01:20 PM

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Why do women fake orgasms?

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Women will fake it? http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/confused.gif

Anonymous

11-27-2005, 02:48 PM

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I have only faked it with someone that was grossing me out. Did it to get him the hell off of me!

[/ QUOTE ]If he was grossing you out, why was he on you to begin with? Did the drugs and alcohol wear off while you were getting laid??

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No, I had dated him for a while and THOUGHT that I was attracted to him until we finally did IT...the faces and noises he made and the things he was saying... I am all about naughty talk, that wasn't it... it was wierd shit! I just wanted it to end!

Anonymous

11-27-2005, 03:15 PM

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Women fake because if we are NICE, we know the guy's ego is so tied in to "making it happen" for us, so we don't want to let them down if he ISN'T making it happen for us. We like them to walk away thinking, "I'm the man!"

Yes...this says it all.

Plus, if we DON'T fake it, then we get accused by the guy of having something wrong with us, like, "Wow, the last girl I was with came 4x in the first 30 seconds, and that was WITHOUT foreplay!"

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Anonymous

11-27-2005, 03:28 PM

Anonymous

11-27-2005, 05:35 PM

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As a man, I would prefer to be viewed as inadequate rather than deceived with a fake orgasm, ladies.

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Okay. You are inadequate. Every female orgasm youthink you helped make was a fake. Feel better now?

Anonymous

11-27-2005, 05:53 PM

We do it to keep from bruising your pathetic sense of self-worth and hoping that you'll hurry up and finish. Then we can get back to what it important to us....US!

Anonymous

11-27-2005, 08:06 PM

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We do it to keep from bruising your pathetic sense of self-worth and hoping that you'll hurry up and finish. Then we can get back to what it important to us....US!

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With an attitude like that, no WONDER you have to fake an orgasm.....

Anonymous

11-27-2005, 08:33 PM

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We do it to keep from bruising your pathetic sense of self-worth and hoping that you'll hurry up and finish. Then we can get back to what it important to us....US!

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With an attitude like that, no WONDER you have to fake an orgasm.....

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This one even fakes it with her 10" black dildo/vibe! http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/smirk.gif

Anonymous

01-06-2006, 05:48 PM

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We do it to keep from bruising your pathetic sense of self-worth and hoping that you'll hurry up and finish. Then we can get back to what it important to us....US!

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With an attitude like that, no WONDER you have to fake an orgasm.....

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This one even fakes it with her 10" black dildo/vibe! http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/smirk.gif

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Wouldn't she be a joy to be around? http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/crazy.gif

Anonymous

01-06-2006, 05:52 PM

Because they CAN.

Anonymous

01-06-2006, 05:53 PM

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Because they CAN.

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Because They Think men Care is better...

Anonymous

01-06-2006, 07:31 PM

Faking an orgasm is like putting braces on dentures.
Why bother in the first place?

Anonymous

01-06-2006, 09:45 PM

BECAUSE THEY CAN

AND THEY ARE GOOD AT IT :

Anonymous

01-07-2006, 11:26 AM

I give my women an orgasm before I ever enter them. Either with my tongue, fingers or both. Sometimes I don't even get hard until they cum. They usually cum again when I enter them because they are so turned on. I also love a squirting pussy. I make them cum just to see it gush.

Anonymous

01-07-2006, 03:50 PM

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BECAUSE THEY CAN
AND THEY ARE GOOD AT IT :

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But again... why bother if the man would be willing to do all he can if you would educate them to what you need?

Anonymous

01-09-2006, 02:01 PM

Who cares? When Lil Elvis is buried nuts deep in the beaver, its all about me baby.

Anonymous

01-09-2006, 02:19 PM

Why do nuns pray?
Why do dogs lick their balls?
Why do Cubans get into knife fights after dos cervesas?
Why do politicians lie?

Anonymous

02-10-2006, 09:34 AM

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Who cares? When Lil Elvis is buried nuts deep in the beaver, its all about me baby.

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That is funny shit there fellar! That is going to be my new phrase for the next week or so.