WORST BACHELOR PARTY

[Anonymous]

All guys brag about their wild night- who had their friends or brother throw an awful forgettable evening? I think I have you all beat but wanna hear your horror stories first.

Women you can throw your worst bachelorette parties too.

Metros- NO REPLIES!

[Anonymous]

Worst by far must've been Elton John's http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/wink.gif

[Anonymous]

Friend of mine got married 10 years ago. 23 years old and most of us were in that age range of 22-25.

His brother threw the party. We went to a Los Angeles Clippers game against the Golden State Warriors. After the game we went to a pizza joint. No mistake there, I didn't mean to say we smoked a joint. We went to an actual pizza parlor. Then, after that, we stopped by the local park to smoke the weed. Some guys didn't want to smoke, so they started a game of touch football.

By far, the most boring azz bachlor party I've been to.

[Anonymous]

Wedding on Long Island in '97, went to the San Genarro Festival first, which was cool, then to the outrageously expensive Webster Hall night club. It was $25 to get in and drinks were ridiculous.

That wasn't the worst.....the worst was on the way home, I was sitting in the back of the cab with the groom's two brothers and they got in a fist fight. I was on the right, and could not stop the brother sitting in the middle of beating the shit out of the other brother.....just wailing on the back of his head.

Pretty shitty end to the night. http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/crazy.gif

[Anonymous]

At my buddy's bachelor party(which the dumbass had the night before his wedding) we got him shitfaced drunk to where he was passed out and put him on a bus to los angeles(from texas). The wedding had to be moved and needless to say his bitch wife hates us all. good times.

[Anonymous]

At my buddys party we ordered some strippers/hookers. 2 or the three got naked and we asked the 3rd who was asian to get naked. When She did we realized that this guy was a she male. He Had breast implants and a dick and was willing to blow all of us. Needless to say only 8 of 15 received bjs from this dude.

[Anonymous]

I went to one where a stripper was up in front of everyone with a huge dildo. A friend of mine got so drunk that he ate the bitch out in front of everyone. It was nasty because she was nasty. We still give him shit about it 10 years later.

[Anonymous]

OP here:

I win!

I got married 10 years after most of my friends did, and I threw them a few wild parties. When it came to me, we were all in our mid to late 30's, and they lost their sense of fun. My bud threw my "big night" on Father's Day so half of these assholes bailed out. Also, they all suddenly "were hurting for money" so the limo was replaced with a ferry ride to NYC.

My night of wild to pay me off for the wildness I threw in the past: Seven of us drove around North NJ looking for a strip bar that was opne(not much luck). A ferry ride to Manhattan. A million conversations and guilt trip about 9/11. Dinner, and a few lame bars.

[Anonymous]

We took my friend to New Orleans fir her party at Jazz Fest. The cool thing was the guys came we all went to the festival during the day and went our separate ways at night. BEST party! Was better that the bar scene.

[Anonymous]

Dont know if anyone has heard of the Salad Sisters out of Houston but talk about an amazing show. First off they were actually pretty hot and not sisters. Typical lesbian show but used all raw veggies and had a few tricks that were amazing. Shoting a hard boiled egg out of the crotch a good 15 feet across the room was something I will never forget!

[Anonymous]

[ QUOTE ]
We took my friend to New Orleans fir her party at Jazz Fest. The cool thing was the guys came we all went to the festival during the day and went our separate ways at night. BEST party! Was better that the bar scene.

[/ QUOTE ]

Two great looking 20 year olds were hired to blow the groom but - he either couldn't get it up or maybe he just felt guilty. They grabbed me and both blew me. The prettiest one ended up sucking me off. I went home early to the wife and said, "Wow, what those guys do the night before they get married. I left early honey and I think I'll just go to bed."

She smiled and said, "I love you - you're such a wonderful man. I'm so glad that stuff doesn't interest you!"

I said, "I know honey, I know. You're the only one who turns me on...."

[Anonymous]

[ QUOTE ]
At my buddy's bachelor party(which the dumbass had the night before his wedding) we got him shitfaced drunk to where he was passed out and put him on a bus to los angeles(from texas). The wedding had to be moved and needless to say his bitch wife hates us all. good times.

[/ QUOTE ]

Dude, you sound like a really good freind that CARES...

[Anonymous]

My bachelorette party sucked because some times too much is too much. They took me to a go all the way strip club in Canada. Sure the guys went all the way, but they were limp as HELL. Who wants to see a disinterested male dancer go all the way with a limp dick?

I would have rather stayed in the states to see guys in g-strings shake it and be happy. Leave something to the imagination.

[Anonymous]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
At my buddy's bachelor party(which the dumbass had the night before his wedding) we got him shitfaced drunk to where he was passed out and put him on a bus to los angeles(from texas). The wedding had to be moved and needless to say his bitch wife hates us all. good times.

[/ QUOTE ]

Dude, you sound like a really good freind that CARES...

[/ QUOTE ]

If I was that groom my first order of action when i got back would be to beat the f'ing shit out of you. DICK!

[Anonymous]

[ QUOTE ]
My bachelorette party sucked because some times too much is too much. They took me to a go all the way strip club in Canada. Sure the guys went all the way, but they were limp as HELL. Who wants to see a disinterested male dancer go all the way with a limp dick?

I would have rather stayed in the states to see guys in g-strings shake it and be happy. Leave something to the imagination.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, well YOU ought to try dancing all night with a boner !!! Think about it .................

[Anonymous]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
My bachelorette party sucked because some times too much is too much. They took me to a go all the way strip club in Canada. Sure the guys went all the way, but they were limp as HELL. Who wants to see a disinterested male dancer go all the way with a limp dick?

I would have rather stayed in the states to see guys in g-strings shake it and be happy. Leave something to the imagination.

[/ QUOTE ]


[/ QUOTE ]

You that women who strip, usually prefer women over men. The same goes for these hairless, roided out, fake tan guys who strip....they prefer sucking dick and taking it in the ass from anothe big beefy guy than a nice hot chick looking for a quick fuck the night before she gets married.

[Anonymous]

I don't know about worst, this was definately worst for the groom, but a great memory for the rest of us.

The groom insisted on golf party. We did a Hilton Head weekend, played a ton of golf and drank a lot. But the groom was having nothing to do with strippers or hookers.

So, we got him seriously drunk. That means passed out and puking. We stripped him down and shaved him from head to foot. We drew straws for who would take one for the team and do the pubes.

We thought that would be enough, but one guy said, "Hey, he looks like a guy from Blue Man, except he ain't blue".

Well you know where that went. A couple bottles of liquid dye and a bathtub of hot water later, and he was looking well,,, blue. It was a trick to do his face, but we got it done.

To avoid the rage, we cought an early flight and left him asleep at the hotel. (He got stuck with the laundry bill for the blue towels and sheets and the carpet cleaning).

Didn't see him till the wedding. Apparently they had quite a scrubbing party to get his face and hands presentable, but he still had kind of a death pallor.

He didn't talk to us for a year. But we are all cool now. It helped that we did another bachlor party for a mutual friend.

But that's another story.

[Anonymous]

that is funny one bachelor party I went to one my buddies videotaped!!! Years later he is in his house with his wife and the wife takes the day off because a new bedroom set is being delivered and so the delivery guys move a bureau/dresser for them. And guess what is hidden under the burea the tape of the bachelor party!!! His wife was not happy.

[Anonymous]

[ QUOTE ]
that is funny one bachelor party I went to one my buddies videotaped!!! Years later he is in his house with his wife and the wife takes the day off because a new bedroom set is being delivered and so the delivery guys move a bureau/dresser for them. And guess what is hidden under the burea the tape of the bachelor party!!! His wife was not happy.

[/ QUOTE ]

WTF? He wasn't married yet - what he does is his own business.

[Anonymous]

ABC

[LabattsBlue]

Wedding on Long Island in '97, went to the San Genarro Festival first, which was cool, then to the outrageously expensive Webster Hall night club. It was $25 to get in and drinks were ridiculous.

That wasn't the worst.....the worst was on the way home, I was sitting in the back of the cab with the groom's two brothers and they got in a fist fight. I was on the right, and could not stop the brother sitting in the middle of beating the shit out of the other brother.....just wailing on the back of his head.

Pretty shitty end to the night. http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/crazy.gif

Wow, a fight while you were hanging out on the Island. How shocking (insert sarcasm).

[Anonymous]

I don't know about worst, this was definately worst for the groom, but a great memory for the rest of us.

The groom insisted on golf party. We did a Hilton Head weekend, played a ton of golf and drank a lot. But the groom was having nothing to do with strippers or hookers.

So, we got him seriously drunk. That means passed out and puking. We stripped him down and shaved him from head to foot. We drew straws for who would take one for the team and do the pubes.

We thought that would be enough, but one guy said, "Hey, he looks like a guy from Blue Man, except he ain't blue".

Well you know where that went. A couple bottles of liquid dye and a bathtub of hot water later, and he was looking well,,, blue. It was a trick to do his face, but we got it done.

To avoid the rage, we cought an early flight and left him asleep at the hotel. (He got stuck with the laundry bill for the blue towels and sheets and the carpet cleaning).

Didn't see him till the wedding. Apparently they had quite a scrubbing party to get his face and hands presentable, but he still had kind of a death pallor.

He didn't talk to us for a year. But we are all cool now. It helped that we did another bachlor party for a mutual friend.

But that's another story.

If this is a true story, it truly kicks ass! You're lucky his wife didn't shoot your ass!

[Slartybartfast]

Every batchelor party I ever attended sucked. Always seems to be kind of forced. The best guy parties are always impromptu.

That said, I was at one where the groom was very drunk and ended up boning both the stripper/hookers that were hired for the party. No big deal.

But, at the wedding the next weekend, two of the grooms-men brought the hookers to the wedding as dates (no idea what that cost). The groom recognized them (they were very flirty) and almost went into shock. I don't think the bride connected the dots, but who knows. She was not pleased that they were there.

42

[Anonymous]

Every batchelor party I ever attended sucked. Always seems to be kind of forced. The best guy parties are always impromptu.

That said, I was at one where the groom was very drunk and ended up boning both the stripper/hookers that were hired for the party. No big deal.

But, at the wedding the next weekend, two of the grooms-men brought the hookers to the wedding as dates (no idea what that cost). The groom recognized them (they were very flirty) and almost went into shock. I don't think the bride connected the dots, but who knows. She was not pleased that they were there.

42

Let me guess, you're a white guy.

This might be the dumbest thing I have heard this week.

[Slartybartfast]

Let me guess, you're a white guy.

This might be the dumbest thing I have heard this week.

Fair Cop,

42