What is your New Year's Resolution?

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What is your New Year's Resolution?
http://ibscrohns.about.com/cs/mentalhealth/a/newyearresolve.htm

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To get out of pharma!

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To stop fucking your wife. I just can't take it anymore. Dude, she is awesome!

Up the butt, swallows, the whole nine yards. But I just can't take that I'm fucking my best friends wife.

Oh! By the way, your kid, he's half mine!

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To find a midwestern married woman, preferrably over 40, who wants a sex only relationship.

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What is your New Year's Resolution?
http://ibscrohns.about.com/cs/mentalhealth/a/newyearresolve.htm

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All the typical things: get a new job, dump my girlfriend, get in better shape...

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To stop cheating. http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/frown.gif

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To find a midwestern married woman, preferrably over 40, who wants a sex only relationship.

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I would have to puke if I had to have sex with a woman over 40!

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The super stud, early to mid 20s, jackass that thinks life ends at 30 is back! Hi stupid ass with no clue, hope your new year is full of nothing but hot little 20 year olds that never tire of your narcissitic egomaniacal ass. Then maybe you will be happy.

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To find a midwestern married woman, preferrably over 40, who wants a sex only relationship.

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I would have to puke if I had to have sex with a woman over 40!

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So glad you feel that way dipshit. That just leaves more opportunities for me. Thanks so much.

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To give up smoking weed. It's been four days and I really don't miss it too much. The weight is coming off and my breathing has improved. Any other weed addicts out there? How long are the withdrawls and do you ever slip and smoke a little?

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To find a midwestern married woman, preferrably over 40, who wants a sex only relationship.

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I would have to puke if I had to have sex with a woman over 40!

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So glad you feel that way dipshit. That just leaves more opportunities for me. Thanks so much.

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All those old woman 40 or older are all yours! Who wants some old wrinkled old hag anyway? Only old men over 40 with limp dicks and fat beer guts.

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To find a midwestern married woman, preferrably over 40, who wants a sex only relationship.

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I would have to puke if I had to have sex with a woman over 40!

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So glad you feel that way dipshit. That just leaves more opportunities for me. Thanks so much.

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All those old woman 40 or older are all yours! Who wants some old wrinkled old hag anyway? Only old men over 40 with limp dicks and fat beer guts.

[/ QUOTE ]If I didn't know who my momma was, I be afraid to fuck anyone over 40 too! Son, how you've grown! Let me look at you. Now drink your milk. http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif

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To find a midwestern married woman, preferrably over 40, who wants a sex only relationship.

[/ QUOTE ]Yea..like that's gonna happen.

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To find a midwestern married woman, preferrably over 40, who wants a sex only relationship.

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I would have to puke if I had to have sex with a woman over 40!

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You have no idea what you are missing. In shape women over 40 are much better than self centered little 20 something be-hotches. They have done it all and are very skilled at it. One day when you are over 40 you will be puking on yourself because you will only be able to get women over 40. That is if you haven't lost your hair and grown a gut.

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Over 40 is the best!
They don't tell
They don't swell
and they appreciate it more than hell!!!!
Deal me in!!!!

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to enter the Muff Diving Olympics
burn down a theater playing Broke Back Mountain
Club a baby seal
Harpoon a Whale
Step on a snail darter
And go to church every Sunday. Amen

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To find a midwestern married woman, preferrably over 40, who wants a sex only relationship.

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I would have to puke if I had to have sex with a woman over 40!

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So glad you feel that way dipshit. That just leaves more opportunities for me. Thanks so much.

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All those old woman 40 or older are all yours! Who wants some old wrinkled old hag anyway? Only old men over 40 with limp dicks and fat beer guts.

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Nice way to talk about your daddy, Son. And Mom doesn't look too fuckin thrilled either.

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Lose 130 lbs of ugly fat...Hey, my wife weighs 130lbs.
Almost there!

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My wife told me she wanted something that want from 0-180 in 2 sec. flat.
I bought her a scale

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to enter the Muff Diving Olympics
burn down a theater playing Broke Back Mountain
Club a baby seal
Harpoon a Whale
Step on a snail darter
And go to church every Sunday. Amen

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Go back to HR where you belong.

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What is your New Year's Resolution?

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To fuck a different married woman every week for 52 weeks straight.

[Anonymous]

Start a small business on E-BAY