HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED (MEN OR WOMEN)

[Anonymous]

Got naked and found that his/her body was not as attractive as it was in clothes or what you were expecting?

Probably happens more with men since we are so visual, what about the ladies?

[Anonymous]

Oh Boo Hoo, we can't all be perfect.

[Anonymous]

I wasn't looking. I only needed to get laid. Plus, the lighting was poor.

[Anonymous]

Thought you guys knew. There are all sorts of tricks that women with rolls can use to hide them. We can make cleavage, boobs where there aren't any, asses when their isn't one. We can make the big look small, the small look big.

Best yet, you definitely can't see the cellulite until you get me out of my clothes. I'm not crazy, so I'll keep the lights down REAL low, if not dark. By then, its too late....Let's screw then when I go to the bathroom, you can see my jelly shake. Is it too BOOTYLICIOUS for you? Then let the door knob hit you in the ass on your way out... http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif

[Anonymous]

Hell no.

When Lil Elvis is rootin' in the bushes, I ain't thinking. Hell, it is tough enough to just fuckin' breath.

Besides, as Freddie Mercury never tired of reminding us, "Fat bottom girls make the rockin's world go round".

[Anonymous]

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Hell no.

When Lil Elvis is rootin' in the bushes, I ain't thinking. Hell, it is tough enough to just fuckin' breath.

Besides, as Freddie Mercury never tired of reminding us, "Fat bottom girls make the rockin's world go round".

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And Freddie was gay.

[Anonymous]

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Thought you guys knew. There are all sorts of tricks that women with rolls can use to hide them. We can make cleavage, boobs where there aren't any, asses when their isn't one. We can make the big look small, the small look big.

Best yet, you definitely can't see the cellulite until you get me out of my clothes. I'm not crazy, so I'll keep the lights down REAL low, if not dark. By then, its too late....Let's screw then when I go to the bathroom, you can see my jelly shake. Is it too BOOTYLICIOUS for you? Then let the door knob hit you in the ass on your way out... http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif

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my most recent affair was with a gal who had the gastric bypass surgery- she lost a ton of weight (she showed me her 'before' photo) and with clostes on she looks fairly average- wider in the hips than shoulders- when we had sex for the first time, her attitude, eagerness and sexuality MORE than made up for her lack of being a 'Barbie'- I always do well with these gals- they accept themselves and have a good time!

[Anonymous]

You can keep all your bone thin hardbody girls, zaftig chicks are where it is at. Like Marilyn in Some Like it Hot.