How many in GSK management does it take to change a light bulb?

[Anonymous]

1 person to send an email about an upcoming conference call
1 person to send an octel about the email about the conference call
10 people on the conference call
1 person to send an octel about what was discussed during the call
1 person to buy the light bulb
1 person to expesnce the light bulb
1 person to verify the expense report
1 person to kiss the ass of the person screwing in the light bulb
and finally 1 more person to send an octel about the Success story of all who helped make it happen.

Answer: 19 http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/frown.gif

[Anonymous]

I think you forgot about the person that needs to compile the best practices that were discovered while changing the light bulb.

[Anonymous]

AND 3 TO BRING IN LUNCH WHILE DOING IT
NOW PAK IT! http://www.cafepharma.com/ubbthreads/images//graemlins/grin.gif

[Anonymous]

You forget the RVP meeting to plan and discuss the upcoming conference call, held at some lavish resort with lavish meals and team-building.

[Anonymous]

Only one if they use their tongue.