Multiple Choice Question

[Anonymous]

Why is there a need for a "Convenient Travel Lock" if the Androgel Pump already has a "Convenient Cap" that snaps snuggly into place?

A.) Because patients hate traveling with "caps" because "caps" take up too much room in a carry-on. We had some extra plastic in the warehouse, so we decided to use it for the good of man. Patient satisfaction is at an all-time high.

B.) We needed a way to draw the focus back to our product. We had some extra plastic laying around the warehouse, so we made a few plastic rings, added a glossy finish to them, and decided to sell it in a package deal. (Now's the time folks!!!! Go talk to your doctor!!!! Forget the cap!!! Chunk it! Chunk it! Chunk it! Say Hello to the "Convenient Travel Lock"!!!!! It's a snap!!!! No more mess!! No more leakage!!!! Holy Cow!!! What a deal!!! Act now before time runs out!!!!!!! As a BONUS! BONUS! BONUS! we'll even throw in, not 1, but 2 "Convenient Travel Locks" if you see your doctor in the next 10 days!!!!!!! This special offer won't last long!!!! So act now and only pay an extra $20 for your Androgel Pump!!!!!"

C.) We use sensative, non-toxic material in our caps. Flipping the cap on the Androgel Pump more than 3 times weakens the grooves of the snap-lock cap. When patients travel, for example, the cap on the Androgel Pump pops off easily when stuffing a bag into the overhead bin. Large amounts of gel can be lost if bags are shifted during flight. This can cost the patient more money. We take this seriously. We had some extra plastic in the warehouse, so we made a unique locking device. Ultimately, the "Convenient Travel Lock" reduces the amount of physician call-backs. It's a win-win.

D.) It takes 72 Androgel Pumps to cover Papa Bear's hypogonadism for a year. He often leaves them laying around. Little Johnny decided he wanted to be like Papa Bear so he washed his belly with Papa Bear's soap for a week. Little Johnny's voice got deeper, he became cranky, and told his 1st grade teacher, (quote) "Go blow it out of your ass you fat lard!"(end quote) Lucky for us, we had some extra plastic laying around in the warehouse to cover our asses just in case someone started asking questions about "Child Safety".

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[Anonymous]

You spent way too much time on this for it to not be funny. Humor isn't you thing, try something else.

[Anonymous]

BOOOOMMMMMPPP!!!! Wrong answer...... A, B, C, or D bitch?

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[Anonymous]

You poor lonely bastard. You post on weekends all the time in the middle of the night. You must not have a life or any friends and that is obviously why you hit the bottle all the time DRUNK. You are not funny, smart and you obviously are no fun to be around which is why you post on this site so often late at night on the weekend. A<B<C or D that you poor lonely need a life punk. And before you try and say that I need to get a life because it is a weekend while I am posting, I am getting some computer work done while my boy takes a nap and before I go on vacation next week with my family and friends. You should try it some time.

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You poor lonely bastard. You post on weekends all the time in the middle of the night. You must not have a life or any friends and that is obviously why you hit the bottle all the time DRUNK. You are not funny, smart and you obviously are no fun to be around which is why you post on this site so often late at night on the weekend. A<B<C or D that you poor lonely need a life punk. And before you try and say that I need to get a life because it is a weekend while I am posting, I am getting some computer work done while my boy takes a nap and before I go on vacation next week with my family and friends. You should try it some time.

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Hang on for a minute while I write myself a couple of quick notes:

**NEVER buy pain pills from a pharmacy in Equador...Can cause severe neurological trauma.........
**Scratch "Boxing" off the list of hobbies to learn.....ie. Buster Douglas....


Listen up, Golden Gloves...

I'm just trying to figure out which answer, (A, B, C, or D), you want me to give to your physicians when they ask me about the "Convenient Travel Lock". I'm giving you the opportunity to chose which one you want me to say.

By the way.... Are you going to "Dinny Laaaa" for vacation???? Buy me a set of mouse ears, ok? I'll pay you back.

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[Anonymous]

Drunk, it's time to check into rehab.

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[Anonymous]

I can't believe you just ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'ed me.

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[Anonymous]

I LOVE YOU, DRUNK! Keep up the good work and know that there are those of us who have left Solvay that enjoy your marvelous brand of humor. True, I am a loser, but I have an advanced degree and know funny when I see it. You're funny!

PS: Do you know Hugh G. Rection?

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I can't believe you just ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'ed me.

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[Anonymous]

I love you too, baby. Tell your husband to get a script of Testim since you don't work for Solvay anymore. Do that, and I'll keep you entertained beyond your wildest dreams.

I don't know Hugh G. Rection personally, but I have sampled a few of his writings.............

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[Anonymous]

Sorry, Drunk. No husband here. Clearly, that would get in the way of my liasons with my physicians. Perhaps I could ask them to begin to write Testim as a type of secondary cologne, or skin ointment. Couldn't hurt, might help! I'll let you know if I have any success. I only have 2 products to detail right now, so I don't mind throwing in a third if it will keep you entertaining me!

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I love you too, baby. Tell your husband to get a script of Testim since you don't work for Solvay anymore. Do that, and I'll keep you entertained beyond your wildest dreams.

I don't know Hugh G. Rection personally, but I have sampled a few of his writings.............

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Sorry, Drunk. No husband here. Clearly, that would get in the way of my liasons with my physicians. Perhaps I could ask them to begin to write Testim as a type of secondary cologne, or skin ointment. Couldn't hurt, might help! I'll let you know if I have any success. I only have 2 products to detail right now, so I don't mind throwing in a third if it will keep you entertaining me!

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I love you too, baby. Tell your husband to get a script of Testim since you don't work for Solvay anymore. Do that, and I'll keep you entertained beyond your wildest dreams.

I don't know Hugh G. Rection personally, but I have sampled a few of his writings.............

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Funny, single, and a roladex of liasons? You poor thing. It must have been tough being the only "Perfect 10" at Solvay?

But, hey, congrats on getting out! I used to work for a company like Solvay. When I got out, I felt like I finally passed the life skills exam so that I could be trusted among the general population. Isn't it refreshing to work without having to watch your back? No more looking over your shoulder for fear that the short guy melted one of the glossy pieces into a sharp point ready to sink it into your kidney when you're not looking. Life is good.

And, I appreciate the secondary cologne and ointment bit. Let's roll with that. It sounds great!

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Sorry, Drunk. No husband here. Clearly, that would get in the way of my liasons with my physicians. Perhaps I could ask them to begin to write Testim as a type of secondary cologne, or skin ointment. Couldn't hurt, might help! I'll let you know if I have any success. I only have 2 products to detail right now, so I don't mind throwing in a third if it will keep you entertaining me!

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I love you too, baby. Tell your husband to get a script of Testim since you don't work for Solvay anymore. Do that, and I'll keep you entertained beyond your wildest dreams.

I don't know Hugh G. Rection personally, but I have sampled a few of his writings.............

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Funny, single, and a roladex of liasons? You poor thing. It must have been tough being the only "Perfect 10" at Solvay?

But, hey, congrats on getting out! I used to work for a company like Solvay. When I got out, I felt like I finally passed the life skills exam so that I could be trusted among the general population. Isn't it refreshing to work without having to watch your back? No more looking over your shoulder for fear that the short guy melted one of the glossy pieces into a sharp point ready to sink it into your kidney when you're not looking. Life is good.

And, I appreciate the secondary cologne and ointment bit. Let's roll with that. It sounds great!

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You are so right! Every person I started at Solvay with is gone. How's your 100% turnover in less than 5 years? You can really tell that people value/are valued by this organization. I hope they have the funds to continually train new hires. Unless people are totally milking it, they're not working for this company. Good for Testim for eating their lunch. Solvay served it up on a platter.

Got to run...have a secret liason with Dr. Feelgood.

xoxo to you, Drunk. Keep the good times comin'. javascript:void(0)