Who is the Rumpster?

Probably mid to late twenties, single and fancies himself a "player".
Uses a lot of hair gel.
Wears sunglasses indoors.
Got laid off from CRTX during the first round.
Works in a pod to hide his deficiencies.
Probably with a big pharma company selling "me too" products.
Loves to talk about himself.
Flirts with the receptionists and MAs.
Thinks he's a specialty rep. but is really only primary care.
Talks trash about his competition instead of selling his own products' benefits.
Complains that managed care is killing him.
Complains that the "assholes" in corporate don't know how to forecast.

Someone has to know who Rumpy is, or have a good idea. Any guesses?

 

White and single, talks a big game about dating but has never been seen with a girl. Lives somewhere in the Eastern time zone, probably with his Mom.

 

answering your own posts again. how cute!

RTL, BIGOT!

 

Just adding more clues as we try to analyze (get it anal-yze) you.

Hahahaha, RTR, RUMPY!!!

 

We? Are you hearing voices again? When they tell you to kill yourself, LISTEN TO THEM!

Oh yeah, and RTL, BEEOCH!

 

Peppers his everyday conversations with words like "motherfuckers, asswipes, assholes, beeoch".
Reverts to name calling when confronted by his own inadequacies.
Calls others hypocrites even as he does the same thing.
Tries to divert attention from himself by pointing at others.

 

"motherfuckers, asswipes, assholes, beeoch and hypocrite" are all descriptive terms. They describe you perfectly. If the shoes fits, wear it...right to the LINE, BEEOCH

 

Rents an apartment with an old frat buddy (who now sleeps with one eye open).
Hangs out at the pool to pick up on all the single moms.
Works out in the "health club" aka room next to the on site laundrymat.
Actually works on getting a tan.
Brags about how he gets Showtime and HBO free from the cable guy.
Has a Hibatchi on the deck (8 X 4) with a folding lawn chair.
Bought a mountain bike but doesn't use it.

 

Where did you attend school, Rumpy? Most "descriptive terms" are names. Hence, if I said; "Rumpy is a motherfucker" it could be be both derogatory or descriptive as in you fuck mothers. Or if I said; "Rumpy is an asswipe" it could mean your a mean spirited person or, literally, a place to wipe an ass (maybe both). That 4 year college didn't do you any favors when they transferred your community college credits.

RTR, Rumpy!!!

 

Might be MR, KL, or GS all from the old Rockets region.

 

wrong, wrong and wrong.

The fact is, crtx screwed over so many people I could be one of dozens of other initials. Good luck and keep the guesses coming. Until then, I think you should RTL, BEEOCH!

 

LMAO! You nailed this guy's profile!

 

Do you know who he is? Initials? He definately deserves to be outed!

 

We all know reps like this one.

 

This could be anyone of thousands of podders, it does seem to fit the asswipe known as Rumpy though.

 

Humpty Dumpty Rumpy