The GSK - "Dead Horse Plan"

Don't ask me why, just a sneaking hunch I guess but our guys in RTP have these 13 steps memorized and have used them quite often...........too often.

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to
generation, says that "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse,
the best strategy is to dismount."

However, at GSK more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:

1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Doing what other pharma companies are doing to ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's
performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the
dead horse's performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less
costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more
to the bottom line of the GSK than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

And, of course.

13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

 

The only thing I see that looks like a horse is your face. Giddy up and get to work.

 

Frickin' hilarious!

 

I think we got a hurd going here........Love this

 

I hurd it's called the "Dead W-Hores Plan"

 

BEST AND FUNNIEST AND MOST APPROPRIATE POST IN YEARS. UNFORTUNATELY THE MAJORITY OF THE GSK LEMMINGS WILL NOT GET IT AND SOME MAY EVEN BE INSULTED BY IT. FUCKING BRILLIANT.

 

First, you make a very lame posts. Second, when no one responds positively, you decide to follow up with a second post (acting like someone else) in an attempt to try to redeem yourself and now end up looking even more silly. Third, you finish off your most recent post with a bit of profanity as a way of sounding powerful when, in fact, you come off looking like a douche bag.

By the way, caps are for 15 year old boys trying to get attention.

 

ME AGAIN. WHY DOESN'T ANYONE FIND MY POSTS FUNNY? I KEEP TRYING VERY HARD, BUT IT IS NOT WORKING. YOU ARE HURTING MY FEELINGS.

 

Credit to the OP for a good laugh! Too bad that the GSK board has a disproportionate number of emotionally stunted individuals who like to see their comments in print.

 

We are all so thrilled to see you, yet again, agree with your own posts.

 

I agree, I did a great job with that post.....oops, I mean the OP did a great job with that post.

 

This is great - laughing my butt off.

 

Yes, I also agree with me....I mean him.....darn it, I did it again.

I'll come back to tomorrow to let you all know again how great my posts are.....I mean how great his posts.

 

just to let you know, I still agree with myself.....I mean, with him. Just thought you would want to know.

 

I'm NOT the OP, you dipsh_t.

 

Did you all like that? I threw in another profanity to make it see like it wasn't me. I am sure it threw you all off the track.

By the way, I still do agree with myself....I mean him. Oh man, am I a dumba**.

 

Wrong again.

 

That's right. I really don't want people to know that I am the OP and post over and over again agreeing with myself. Otherwise, people might think I am even more of a loser than I already appear to be.

 

wrong again

 

So far, my plan is working, right? You can't tell it is me again, right? Boy, am I good.