Word: Askhole Definition: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
Hey Van Smack (and Vag), my new girl has one of the best tit jobs that I have ever seen. They are fucking Spectacular.
Motorboat: The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Perfect and glad you're having fun. There are so many fish in thhe sea, just make sure you get a swallower. No need to rush it, it's just that if it doesn't happen, she's a discard. Hell you have plenty of time so enjoy her talents as they unfold.
Nope she called me to come up for a booty call tonight. She had a few more surprises, to be disclosed at a later time. She will go there, I am most confident.
