Another Blessed Week of Loyalty

That would be impossible.

 

They had better save some of the goodies so they have something to eat in the basement.

 

All caterers retain some of the merchandise. You Merck reps are nothing BUT caterers.

 

Don't paint sure a broad swath. I know at least two that are not fulltime delislingers.

 

I find that hard to believe.

You must mean that they consider themselves part-time delislingers, like the 15 x 15 delislingers that Merck employs. Now that I believe.

 

The clearly demonstrated and observable truth is often written on these posts / no employer will consider hiring a Merck sales rep. They know how bad they are!

 

I'm finished with buy loyalty to Merck. There is nothing loyal about this company. It's time for karma to find its way here. I'm going the 15 route and looking for another line of products to sell on my own.

 

I ran into a former band 3 USHH boss working at true value hardware stocking shelves. Said he was in charge of business development.

 

You're on this board bumming 12 Hours a day! As for working, that's a dirty word for you !

 

Are you gargling Rogaine again ? Making your throat all furry for that someone special ?

 

Speak for yourself. That guy is a damned hero.

 

Hey, I thought you'd like to know the good news. I've already picked up two new customers and I've already registered a few sales! It's not a replacement for my Merck income yet, but it's a fantastic start.

FU Merck.

 

Nice job! Now that's impressive.

 

Caters? More like delivery boys.

 

Just !osers!

 

Don't be so hard on our professionally trained delislinger staff. They work really hard supplying grub to the unmannered and unthankful hoards.

 

That is truly meaningful work.

 

It's 12:01. I'm awaiting the herd of cattle that will be coming in to graze today. I wanted to let everyone know that it's Thursday and I haven't yet mentioned any of my Merck products to even one physician this week. Only a day and a half left to accomplish my stated goal of zero product/physician mentions this week.

I have sold a TON of other stuff to them, though!

FU Merck!!!

P.S. Thanks for the lunch! Moooo!

 

I love it.

 

Update: It's Friday at 5:00pm. I've been home for three hours. I managed to go an entire week without even once mentioning any of my Merck products to any prescriber of any kind. A job well done. I did manage to sell a helluva lot of my other products (the good ones) and I bought a TON of food to feed the cows.

Have a nice weekend…I will. I am going to put a bunch of free miles on the company car.

FU Merck.