Anyone order a car?

Discussion in 'Novo Nordisk' started by anonymous, Mar 14, 2017 at 12:33 PM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I'm on 83K! What's up with the car ordering process? I've never driven a company car into 100K, but I have a feeling I may be now.
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    "O, woe is me, T'have seen what I have seen, see what I see!"

    Poor you! To have to be subjected to such torture.
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest


    It is. Smells like take out hell with a tinge of my kids farts...
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    This is the NEW NNI!! Recycled cars, limited to no budgets and regular layoffs. Welcome back to big pharma!
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Finally got my code to order my new car. Choices have been drastically cut. Two options were Toyota Camry or Toyota RAV. Not anything that I was expecting.
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Just got my Tesla X today!!
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Hi this is Dick from NNI Fleet,

    I'm disgustinged as Princeton just layed all of us off.

    The general fleet is being advised by a company names Element, as low end as yous can go is the order of business. Yous better like Toyota! Because that's it! The vinalla Camery or Rav striped down. Yours company could care less about IIHS test, hence yous selections, both are automobile junk!

    The Works around:

    In reality there is a special way to get let's say a special car from our unpublished "exception list". Let's face it Yous people's pay the bills hear!!

    The exception 2017 choices:

    Volvo XC 90 '18

    GM Tahoe'17
    Ford Explorer '17

    All you gots to do is claim a medical need! There is a short three question NNI form from occ med just waiting for Yous to fill out! To fat? To tall? Back Herts? Gets headaches? No room for the kids (hell yours paying for the lease of the car every pay period why not gets what the hell Yous are paying fore!) just check the box! Yous manager has all the info!!

    The Trick:

    all yous gots to do is have yous doctor buddy sighn a note, Rx pad yous name it and Yous gets anyone of the "exception cars".

    The Push back:

    Simply mention, "my lawyer and or American Disabilities Act, ominiebuss legislation 2011 Obama".

    That will rings Fleets bell! Yous betch yea!!

    If yous really ask they will even rent an "exception" for Yous until your shiney new on shows up at the lot!!

    Miss ya and now ya owe mes one!!

    Dick from Fleet.
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Hi this is Dick from NNI Fleet,

    I'm disgustinged as Princeton just layed all of us off.

    The general fleet is being advised by a company names Element, as low end as yous can go is the order of business. Yous better like Toyota! Because that's it! The vinalla Camery or Rav striped down. Yours company could care less about IIHS test, hence yous selections, both are automobile junk!

    The Works around:

    In reality there is a special way to get let's say a special car from our unpublished "exception list". Let's face it Yous people's pay the bills hear!!

    The exception 2017 choices:

    Volvo XC 90 '18

    GM Tahoe'17
    Ford Explorer '17

    All you gots to do is claim a medical need! There is a short three question NNI form from occ med just waiting for Yous to fill out! To fat? To tall? Back Herts? Gets headaches? No room for the kids (hell yours paying for the lease of the car every pay period why not gets what the hell Yous are paying fore!) just check the box! Yous manager has all the info!!

    The Trick:

    all yous gots to do is have yous doctor buddy sighn a note, Rx pad yous name it and Yous gets anyone of the "exception cars".

    The Push back:

    Simply mention, "my lawyer and or American Disabilities Act, ominiebuss legislation 2011 Obama".

    That will rings Fleets bell! Yous betch yea!!

    If yous really ask they will even rent an "exception" for Yous until your shiney new on shows up at the lot!!

    Miss ya and now ya owe mes one!!

    Dick from Fleet.
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Dick, is English your second language?
     
  10. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I'm sorry my English is poor but I'm just trying to helps Yous peoples out.

    I'm very sorry

    Dick from formally NNI fleets
     
  11. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    There was a guy in my old district 6-8 years ago who had a Tahoe that was loaded that literally no-one else had and he claimed it was a company care. He knew all the angles and now I get how he did it, not to mention he slipped once on what his base pay was compared to everyone else and that would surprise you too.
     
  12. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    *********UNBELIEVABLE*******

    Ask the BIG GUY in Rochester what kind of company vehicle he is driving?
    FORD F150 pick up truck. BRAND NEW. NOT KIDDING.
    Simply to accommodate his girth.
    Case in point= Victoza does not really work that well, does it?
    You are making this so easy.
     
  13. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Choices are lame. While you can argue better choices were part of the novo culture of past, my issue is cost. If we get more cost effective options that's fine, but then don't continue to charge us more and more each year. And god forbid if you need a larger capacity option, you don't have any real options. What, one minivan wasn't enough so you had to give us 2?
     
  14. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Dick is correct. Grammar and spelling sucks. Voted for trump right dick?

    Element is coming in to give us cheaper options.

    In the final stages. So, Andy is correct. We will order in spring.

    Dicks post is one for the ages.
     
  15. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    so what are the choices
     
  16. anonymous

    anonymous Guest


    Toyotas. Dick is right.
     
  17. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Great story! Let me guess, he's now our SVP of Sales? Sounds like something he'd pull.
     
  18. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Used cannondales from team novo nordisk
     
  19. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Hey Andy, I mean Dick, thanks for the message. I have full confidence in your leadership abilities.
     
  20. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    VPs still get Benz?