Complete Employee Disaster

No one will see you or hear you. You are just there to do a job.

 

No time off for you, beetches. Ho ho ho. Must meet zee numbers zo vee can zsell de place. Koowality can wait till affta vee zsell, den yoo can doo vhut yoo vant. Make shoor dat da Charleston iz OK for de peeple that might wake up on de rong side of da bed.
Virk harder.

 

Another one bites the dust, this time in Germantown. Quality must be top heavy with this one getting the heave ho (snicker, snicker). Corporate will lose another one by the end of the year. What a joke this place is when surviving a year is a milestone.

 

We run lean. No, not efficiently with a small group of people. Lean, as in bent over from the weight of doing five jobs at once. And we can't lean on HR or the ELT (eels, laggards and turds).

 

Are there any employees left? At the rate it was going they should all be gone by now. Maybe it's a weather thing.

 

Sure there are employees left. "Are they any good"? is the salient question.

"There's a sucker born every minute" P. T. Barnum

A few old timers (suckers) are here because they are tied to the area or have no other options. The same is true for new hires, a new sucker comes along every day, they only stay long enough to get some GMP experience and then move on. Most of them realize right away that joining Alcami was a mistake.

New clients (suckers) come along every day. They too soon learn the truth.

 

Circus boy, get a fucking job and a life you fat POS copy cat.

 

Where is the love here?
The numbers aint making it, Ares is coming for the heads to put up on poles. SK please shave, do a couple lines and try to look nice,

 

The truth hurts....don't it?

A corporate culture of abusive behavior has created a company that is badly broken. Nothing will fix that other than replacing the entire executive team.....oh and a crap ton of money.

 

AAI is destined for greatness. We are roaring back in 2018.

 

Thanks SK, but "roaring back" implies we are behind the eight ball right now. So you got that part right.

The only thing roaring is people fleeing this place. Bet they go to places where 50 plus hours means you get compensated for 50 plus hours. What a thought.

 

Nodoby in my district left. We are working hard and SK will reward us.

 

Hello Einstein.
According to All-slimy 19 jobs have been posted IN THE LAST 7 DAYS. Sure, no doobie's have left your district, which means you should consider sharing.

 

To quote our president, Alcami is a shithole. Alcami is the third world equivalent of what a pharma company should be.

 

The company has not been called AAI for some time. "Roaring back" is not going to happen unless it is the roar of angry clients and unhappy staff.

allclammy is a cluster fuck of major proportions

 

Half a dozen people gone since the start of the year in G'town. No one in management cares one bit.
What the hell.

 

Same for the other sites. Those who can leave are going. Lies from the ELT continue, promise them anything but give them a pez.

 

We hear zippo from other sites other than the October disaster. But looking at Glassdoor or Indeed shows that we are losing people at a good clip. Virtually no replacements. What a shithole.

 

Uh, they can't get anyone to join the SS Shithole, the word is out. And if a poor soul does show some interest due to desperation or simple stupidity, more likely than not they can't get on the Dream Team. See, management is very selective, you have to make the team and the criteria is very high. Or you are someone's girlfriend and have special gifts.

Arrogance is bliss.

 

Hey! I got the abuse and the lies. Where is my pez? I was promised a bonus.