DEP

How do you know they are salespeople? Quit assuming and give it a rest.

 

“ The arrogance displayed by some of our DE’s is astounding. You truly have no influence in the clinical practice and are merely cogs in the wheel. It is laughable that you call yourselves “clinicians”. I guess I’ll call myself a pilot because I serve passengers drinks on airplanes. “

SALESPERSON.

 

Agreed 100%, but please remember that a large number of people posting here are not even employees, but long-haired freaky internet people!!

(those people need not apply to any future openings, it should be stated)

 

The DE’s are pseudo sales people in disguise. Who are we trying to kid?

 

At least you admit that you are way overpaid.

 

Because what were paid affects you at all...

 

You are a decent human being.

 

Wow. Isn’t everyone working in Pharma overpaid? Can a sales person with a BS in biology or business make that much? We all get a ton of benefits beyond what we would get outside of pharma. So why are you picking on the CDEs? It is so old already and just idiotic. We are all people stressed as we await what happens next week. This will impact all of us. No matter what our degree is or what we get paid. Seriously!

 

Absolutely I’m a clinician. I’ll prove it to you in the form of a clinicians’ written assessment, a SOAP note. Here is my SOAP note of YOU:
S: Vernacular— base/low literacy. Self reported pilot narrative, noted
O: Sales person; male
A: Self absorbed, low IQ, zero self awareness—possible sociopath. Definite coffee jockey
P/R: Recommend professional counseling and job opportunity more fitting to qualification, I.e, monkey sperm collector at zoo

 

Triggered some “clinicians”. Mission accomplished.

 

The only thing for sure “triggered” is your manhood too early = unsatisfied girlfriend again. O-mission not accomplished. I’ve just diagnosed you. After all, I am a clinician. And BTW I’m not mad. I’m laughing hysterically. You can’t break me.

 

I'm not the person you are replying to, but your note describes me to a T! Although can I have a second choice on job recommendations?

 

Lol, the DE’s thought they were untouchable.

 

Learn some grammar. We are or we’re. At least there wasn’t an English test for the cde job.

 

Playing grammar police is always the last ditch effort of someone who has nothing worthwhile to say. Go sit in the corner now, and let the adults carry on their conversation.

 

You still unemployed and bumming you lonely troll?

 

unemployed retarded janitor, you still bumming you ass pirate?

 

How very mature. Please, as one DE to another DE grow the F up and don’t engage. You’re making a fool of yourself.

Although the DEP has been able to manipulate numbers for years to look good, in the end we are cutting the program IN HALF for a reason. They cannot look at our time and say it’s generating enough prescriptions to pay salary and benefits. That is the truth. Move on. Get a job.