Nobel Prize For Ron

There is a movement underway to nominate our Leader for a Nobel Prize in Medicine. We, at Acorda recognize Inhaled medication therapy represents an innovative breakthrough in treatment that is a game-changer therapeutic methodology. Our Leader is at the forefront of this therapy and justly deserves recognition for establishing a disruptive treatment process, saving thousands of lives.

 

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The Nobel Prize is a serious award and includes monetary award. Making humor of this is an insult to the hard work of the team. Whether or not our candidate wins is another matter; being considered is an honor given to only the best and brightest.

 

Might be the only money VelociRon makes.

Tell us Habib, will he wear his costume to receive his imaginary prize? You stand a better chance of a Pulitzer for your literary land of make believe than VelociRon does of winning even CEO of the year.

 

A Nobel Prize for our CEO will raise the reputation of all Acordians and give our stock another bump up. Only an a-hole would make humor out of this prestigious award. Indeed he would in effect be the new 'king of pharma'.

 

Habib, walk before you run my little incentivized propagandist.

A successful launch, sustainable revenue, protected IP and a near term pipeline would go a long way to achieving what you desire. Inhaled LD isn’t going to do it alone, which one can only assume is the reason for your propaganda.

VelociRon might be eligible for a SAG award for portraying a Pharma CEO.

 

Indeed the Scandanavians may wish to be conferring such an honor on Ron for he is fulfilling that which an award is based. Should the Noble Prize be only for the Parkison's patients or should it also be for creating a happiness that effects many people in the world ? Ron's knowingness is based on four zones each with its own time.

 

Great
Awesome
Fantastic
Amazing
Uncanny
Marvelous
Bravo

...are just some of the words that come to mind while thinking of Dr Cohen receiving the Nobel Prize at the Karolinska.

But before we get carry away on this fantasy, can someone remind the Senior Management and the Board that investors will like to see a much better valuation than a miserable 16 bucks a share.

 

The Nobel Prize Selection Committee has always recognized 'disruptive technologies' as a criteria for this award. Recall the Salk Vaccine for polio. Ron's development of inhaled medication is in this category. We are excited that our CEO may indeed be the nominee!!
The Norwegian judges also awarded our previous President the peace Award. How fitting Acorda be receive it for Medicine!

 

Funny that BO got one for peace when we were at war for the entire 8 years of his regime. You tend to forget Habib, Hitler and Stalin were also nominated for the Nobel at one time.

The good new is that since Ronnie is a long way from contributing anything novel or innovative to medicine, he can always where his VelociRon costume on the Masked Singer. That will surely invigorate the troops.

 

At last negativity man is clapping for Acorda. Our Ron on singing mask TV show would be a celebration like no other. This is the sign that our turning fortune of success is here. The launch is bringing people together and converting negativity man to clapping man. With this sign we know Acorda is rising rapidly.

 

Our CEO is directing our R&D staff to develop new pipeline winners and, as CEO, cannot get into the 'nits' and boring details. He is a big-picture type leader who focuses on strategic planning, personnel growth, innovative management, and international marketing. Being a genius who is literate in 6 languages speaks for itself.

 

With his Noble Prize, Ron may be knighted by the Queen for creating economic opportunities for people like us around the world. Sir Ron you are indeed the iconic person to whom we kneel. All Hail Sir Ron. May the sun never set upon the Acordian empire.

 

Amazing.

ACOR share price is about 16 bucks, and we got some idiot talking about Ron getting a Nobel Price.

That's fine chatter; but only if ACOR share price was around 50.

What is Ron and his two crusaders at BD doing to make this happen?

 

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Its still long odds for our CEO to receive the Nobel. Our hope is that the Selection Committee will look at the big picture of his contributions to homo sapian health management via innovative non invasive methodology. No one in pharmaceuticals has been recognized for this.
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Instead of spending time in CP posting garbage; perhaps you can start earning your salary by doing your Field work.

What's really amazing is that ACOR hired these idiots.

 

HR is very very selective in who they will higher. No one should be spending 'time' on CP during normal work hours. That many posts are made at late night or off (week end) hours substantiates that this is the case.

 

Colleagues please be aware that the nomination deadline is February –

Deadline for submission of nominations. The completed nomination forms must reach the Nobel Committee no later than 31 January. The Committee screens the nominations and selects the preliminary candidates. About 250–350 scientists are nominated as several nominators often submit the same name.

Anticipating Ron to be awarded the Nobel Prize in Chemistry, we have conferred with the heads of the Chemistry departments (all with endowed chairs) at several prestigious local Universities that he is an active candidate who is likely to have received multiple nominations.

Let us hope that this is the year of Ron's Award, The Nobel Prize in Chemistry will be announced in October, the ceremony will be December 10 in Stockholm Sweden, Ron would receive the Nobel Medal and Diploma and a document confirming the prize amount. Please be aware that nominees often are considered over a period of time before winning the prize. Ron's body of work is likely to have first placed him on the nominee list in 1995 when he founded Acorda.

Given that his lecture would be held at Stockholm University on the weekend prior to the Award Ceremony and Banquet, selecting a hotel in the University area for a 5 day stay would be suggested (Dec 6-11). Since many of the more popular venues are filled during this period it is recommended that you make a reservation now to ensure a convenient location for this exciting event.

Salute Ron palmam qui meruit ferat

 

Habib, this latest PR campaign makes one wonder if there isnt some truth to the API rumor.

History has shown that every time you ramp up your ridiculous distractions it portends some bad news.

I’m sure somewhere in your Google research on the Nobel Prize, you realized there is no way in hell VelociRon is even getting nominated for developing a 505b2 of LD and being delayed on top of it.

What you see as innovation, payers see as a high priced, me-too product.

 

Disagree. There are literally hundreds of world-class scientists who get nominated every year. Yes very very few, if any, are chosen in a given year. But our Leader's credentials and achievements warrant his consideration. If not now, when?

There is absolutely no correlation between his nomination and any business distraction motives. Utterly ridickulous!