75 percent layoffs due to Covid

yeah I did those case studies in college too.

 

Impossible, the last guy would have to lay off 75% of himself.
You're really, REALLY dumb

 

Fully aware that there will be reductions internally as well. Doesn’t change the fact that you are dumb for thinking this can’t and won’t happen. That is dumb. We’ve RIF’d our sales team(and other functions)before during prosperous times. You really think a RIF is a long shot with all this crap going on? That is extremely naive and extremely stupid. Honesty are you new to Amgen? Go bury your head back in the sand...I believe you prefer the bliss of ignorance.

 

You are a complete moron, so of course you didn't get it yet.
The "last guy" at a company as you claimed, CANNOT have a 75% layoff. The fact that you cannot comprehend that shows that you are mathematically proven to be stupid.
How does it feel do be mathematically proven as dumber than a pile of dog shit?
Remove yourself from the gene pool for the good of humanity.

 

all true

 

ONLY 75% overall reductions are being discussed as they were proposed in this thread. It is totally irrelevant that "RIF's happen" because those are not 75% RIF's

Any comments that are not proven to connect DIRECTLY to a 75% overall reduction plan, are low-IQ babble

 

Are you that dumb? It’s a saying, a phrase, an idiom. Read a book...and doesn’t make it any less likely that there will not be a RIF. It’s coming, take that to the bank. Wait let me explain...”take that to the bank” is an idiom. I’m not telling you to literally print this out and take it to a bank. Hope that helps...one can never be too careful with the dopey Amgen sales rep.

 

Brought to you by another dumb southerner red neck sales rep. Back to the kid’s table. The adults are talking.

 

You mentally defective idiot, you can't excuse your massive cognitive issues as an "idiom". Also there IS no such idiom as "tell that to the last guy at ___". It does not exist. You failed, and you're a moron.

"75% layoff" is also not an idiom, it was your mentally defective prediction. You're mathematically proven to retarded. No wonder Amgen BD is such a failure -- because of you.

 

Don't be so hard on yourself for being southern. I'm not southern, nor do I work in sales, so you must have meant yourself.
Now that they kicked the Democrats out to California, NY, Chicago, etc., the South seems fine.
Agreed that you should go back to the kid's table, because at least one adult is talking (me).

 

Whatever gets you to sleep at night champ...time will tell. The idiom was “ said the last guy”. A shame these things need be spoon fed to you. Let’s see...Blin, Vectibix, Enbrel, Kyprolis just to name a few...all BD deals. You most likely are selling a drug that was acquired through the efforts of BD...if not, one is definitely keeping the lights on. So you are welcome.

I get it. You’re nervous to lose your job. It’s natural. You‘re just progressing through the stages of grief. You’re in denial or perhaps anger. It’s ok. Acceptance is on its way when the WARN notice is emailed to you. Good luck in the open market with Amgen Sales Rep Act 3 on your resume. Maybe GSK will lower their standards and give you a chance.

 

Good lord, you're super-dumb. That is not what "idiom" means. Maybe you meant to admit you're an idiot, and typed badly. An idiom has to be a saying that OTHER people also use, not just some dumb random crap utterance that you can't defend and nobody else uses.
Also, I'm not in sales, you brainless wonder. Amgen is not doing well according to your own claims, and you claimed that BD is the big determinant of success. So BD has clearly failed. This is why you don't get paid the big bucks, and you are just an entry-level flunky.

 

No wonder Amgen can't get thier act together...you idiots act like a bunch of junior high school girls.

 

True. I'm glad I'm not at Amgen. We will not hire these folks.

 

Wait, what? You mean to tell me the Post Office is no longer hiring? Darn.

 

Dear prison-bizzatch,
The Post Office would be more impressive than Amgen finance or BD.
But no, they probably would not hire you either.
Hope that helps.

 

Cool. Thanks for confirming you are a postal worker.

 

Dear prison-bizzatch,
Time for your meds, you angry little girlie-man.
Post office would be much more impressive than Amgen finance or BD

 

OK, Mongo.

 

Well seeing how I make more than double that of the Post Master General’s $276k I fear they won’t be able to afford me.