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Yesterday 10:43 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

15 by 15 will not go away no matter what the hater/haters have to say.
Yesterday 10:24 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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You're not " management." Your last line gave you away. Since when do " numbers " matter at Merck? Since never. Because Merck is not a sales organization. It's some sorta sick paper shuffling, metric driven, excel spreadsheet worshiping, bureaucratic nightmare. But it couldn't sell a life vest to a drowning man. The " salespeople" are some of the worst I've ever seen. You know were that leaves it's " management"? One step behind that. It's not planning anything. Merck " management" couldn't plan a child's nap time.

But there will be layoffs. There has to be to support the ineptitude. Grinches all.
You're so myopic. The "numbers" I referenced were your salary, bonus and precious pension. So no, that doesn't give me away, it only goes to show how non-observant you've been here.
Yesterday 03:03 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Translation: When the angry, mentally ill troll says "WE are going to out the 15s", there is really no "we" to speak of. It is just him, an ex-Merck loser and the imaginary Lego figures he surrounds himself with. He posts multiple agreement replies to his own posts, to make it look like there is more than one of...him.

Notice his gradual desent into the pit of mental illness: he is now planning imaginary Merck "conferences" and "meetings" with imaginary Merck execs to "identify and terminate" the 15s. All in his ill mind. This kind of mental masturbation is usually the point of no return, where his meds have simply stopped working. Instead of getting the psychiatric help he so badly needs, he will continue to spew the contents of his illness onto this thread. Best to just watch in amusement, and not engage him in his delusions.
The idiot is kind of entertaining. He has no control over anything, including his mental faculties.
Yesterday 03:00 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Damn right! We are here to stay!
Indeed. You were never very good in the first place at what you were supposed to be doing.
Now that don't do what you are supposed to be doing but don't, well who notices?
Question: who misses you when you don't show up? Not Merck management . Certainly not your customers. Truth is, stripped of all it's blockbusters Merck is just a salesforce of empty suits. So work " 15" or not at all it doesn't matter. You don't matter.
Merck reps were always overpaid under performers.
What does it matter now if you show up or don't?
It doesn't.
Yesterday 09:15 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

You're not " management." Your last line gave you away. Since when do " numbers " matter at Merck? Since never. Because Merck is not a sales organization. It's some sorta sick paper shuffling, metric driven, excel spreadsheet worshiping, bureaucratic nightmare. But it couldn't sell a life vest to a drowning man. The " salespeople" are some of the worst I've ever seen. You know were that leaves it's " management"? One step behind that. It's not planning anything. Merck " management" couldn't plan a child's nap time.

But there will be layoffs. There has to be to support the ineptitude. Grinches all.
Yesterday 08:13 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

"Management" here. First off, there have been no such conferences - it's the end of the year and HQ is just as checked out as the field. Next, yes, there will be downsizing next year, but, like every other round, HR does most of the choosing. We can try to save a really good one that might wind up on the list but, at this point, that hurts more than helps most people.

This "outing" of 15s is a joke. When, at pretty much any recent point in time, has your manager given two $h!ts about anything you've had to say? If anyone in my ranks started up with who they 'think' is a 15 and, on paper, the accused stood out in no negative way, I'd be hinting to get the accused onto that HR list. Management does not want to deal with this petty crap. Your numbers matter, that's about it.

Be well.
Yesterday 05:43 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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In your demented dreams. I promise you, you will not get your way. You are a nutty fool with delusions of grandeur.
The way has been mapped and highway markers established for the 15s and their ilk to be scattered like moldering roadkill. Speed of the program has been blessed and encouraged. We will be actively turning in to management the known and suspected.
Yesterday 12:42 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Translation: When the angry, mentally ill troll says "WE are going to out the 15s", there is really no "we" to speak of. It is just him, an ex-Merck loser and the imaginary Lego figures he surrounds himself with. He posts multiple agreement replies to his own posts, to make it look like there is more than one of...him.

Notice his gradual desent into the pit of mental illness: he is now planning imaginary Merck "conferences" and "meetings" with imaginary Merck execs to "identify and terminate" the 15s. All in his ill mind. This kind of mental masturbation is usually the point of no return, where his meds have simply stopped working. Instead of getting the psychiatric help he so badly needs, he will continue to spew the contents of his illness onto this thread. Best to just watch in amusement, and not engage him in his delusions.
Well said.
12-16-2014 10:28 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Ah mental illness, that defines the sycophant 15 mentality. Lack of morality and lacking subcortical function. Stick the comments where the sun does not shine. We are going to out all 15s!
Translation: When the angry, mentally ill troll says "WE are going to out the 15s", there is really no "we" to speak of. It is just him, an ex-Merck loser and the imaginary Lego figures he surrounds himself with. He posts multiple agreement replies to his own posts, to make it look like there is more than one of...him.

Notice his gradual desent into the pit of mental illness: he is now planning imaginary Merck "conferences" and "meetings" with imaginary Merck execs to "identify and terminate" the 15s. All in his ill mind. This kind of mental masturbation is usually the point of no return, where his meds have simply stopped working. Instead of getting the psychiatric help he so badly needs, he will continue to spew the contents of his illness onto this thread. Best to just watch in amusement, and not engage him in his delusions.
12-16-2014 12:39 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Ah mental illness, that defines the sycophant 15 mentality. Lack of morality and lacking subcortical function. Stick the comments where the sun does not shine. We are going to out all 15s!
In your demented dreams. I promise you, you will not get your way. You are a nutty fool with delusions of grandeur.
12-16-2014 12:16 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Ah mental illness, that defines the sycophant 15 mentality. Lack of morality and lacking subcortical function. Stick the comments where the sun does not shine. We are going to out all 15s!
Ken, is that you? Shouldn't you be doing something at Penn State?
12-16-2014 11:40 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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You know you can't so all you can do to feel important is post this garbage. You are useless scum with a serious mental illness.
Ah mental illness, that defines the sycophant 15 mentality. Lack of morality and lacking subcortical function. Stick the comments where the sun does not shine. We are going to out all 15s!
12-16-2014 11:15 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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The posts will continue unabated and unabashedly. I see your cohort as a maggots on a piece of raw meat. We will turn you in and secure our jobs.
You know you can't so all you can do to feel important is post this garbage. You are useless scum with a serious mental illness.
12-16-2014 10:13 AM
Anonymous
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Let it go. Your weird little posts are getting old. Mind your own world's business and let others do what they like. Get help.
The posts will continue unabated and unabashedly. I see your cohort as a maggots on a piece of raw meat. We will turn you in and secure our jobs.
12-16-2014 07:29 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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The Holiday vacation begins today but not the effort to out the 15s, lazy, complacent, sycophant lowlife. Scheduled conferences on the books for next year. Screw them don't let them destroy your jobs.
Let it go. Your weird little posts are getting old. Mind your own world's business and let others do what they like. Get help.
12-16-2014 06:37 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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A call from my DCO, he has thanked the group for leading the effort in cleaning the debris from the sales force. He informed me that much, if not all, of the problem will be handled this coming Monday. Names have already been collected.
The Holiday vacation begins today but not the effort to out the 15s, lazy, complacent, sycophant lowlife. Scheduled conferences on the books for next year. Screw them don't let them destroy your jobs.
12-15-2014 08:04 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Orchestrated an early breakfast conference call with a trusted set of productive Merck professionals. We all agreed to aggressively establish a outing project for the 15s and their associates.
These lowlife are a threat to our welfare and families.
Yeah sure
12-15-2014 07:38 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

Sung to the tune- "it's only rock and roll" by the stones

I know-it's only 15 life but I like it
I know-it's only 15 life but I like it,like it, yes I do
But I like it-it's only 15 life,but I like it it's only 15 life,
But I like it,like it, yes I do!!!!!

Suck it KGB
12-12-2014 07:46 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

Which means no one notices. How important is your job when no one cares if you don't do it?
12-12-2014 07:10 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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" rebelling against Merck" ? In a rep job? Oh, ok, I'm sure that'll make a difference. Good luck with that program.
15 by 15 has been working just fine. Thank you.
12-12-2014 02:44 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

" rebelling against Merck" ? In a rep job? Oh, ok, I'm sure that'll make a difference. Good luck with that program.
12-12-2014 01:36 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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So someone who dodges work and avoids doing his job on a board celebrating people who also don't work is calling out someone who points it out by demanding that HE get a job and go to work? Hmmmm....
The point is that this lone nut has made this some kind of sick crusade all over the Merck threads. If you don't like the 15er life, start your own thread. It was done before but nobody was interested because the lone nut was the only one responding to himself. At least I am on paid vacation looking at this laughable attempt by the lone nut to stop people from rebelling against Merck. What is the lone nut's excuse for being on all the Merck threads all day, everyday for weeks now. Did his meds run out a few weeks ago? Yipes!
12-12-2014 10:47 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Why don't you get a job. You spend all day on this Merck board spewing hate instead of working. You are one dumb hypocrite.
So someone who dodges work and avoids doing his job on a board celebrating people who also don't work is calling out someone who points it out by demanding that HE get a job and go to work? Hmmmm....
12-12-2014 09:59 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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A call from my DCO, he has thanked the group for leading the effort in cleaning the debris from the sales force. He informed me that much, if not all, of the problem will be handled this coming Monday. Names have already been collected.
A fictitious post about fictitious people doing a fictitious job.

Sum up: All of you people are fiction. Every. Single. One.
12-12-2014 09:21 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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A call from my DCO, he has thanked the group for leading the effort in cleaning the debris from the sales force. He informed me that much, if not all, of the problem will be handled this coming Monday. Names have already been collected.
Why don't you get a job. You spend all day on this Merck board spewing hate instead of working. You are one dumb hypocrite.
12-12-2014 08:28 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Orchestrated an early breakfast conference call with a trusted set of productive Merck professionals. We all agreed to aggressively establish a outing project for the 15s and their associates.
These lowlife are a threat to our welfare and families.
A call from my DCO, he has thanked the group for leading the effort in cleaning the debris from the sales force. He informed me that much, if not all, of the problem will be handled this coming Monday. Names have already been collected.
12-11-2014 11:22 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Nutjob paranoia seems to be prevalent these days.

Long live the 15 ers.
Damn right! We are here to stay!
12-11-2014 08:45 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

Nutjob paranoia seems to be prevalent these days.

Long live the 15 ers.
12-11-2014 06:12 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Don't forget to document results for your EDP.
Probably won't need to document our efforts it will be self-evident, less reps and higher profits. I will receive promotional opportunities and move up the ladder.
12-10-2014 12:45 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

Don't forget to document results for your EDP.
12-10-2014 10:04 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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It is very easy to observe that you lack basis intelligence. I have no distain for people. However, I do have loathing for the lazy disruptive 15s and their sycophants. Expose these bottom dwellers and save your lively hood.
Orchestrated an early breakfast conference call with a trusted set of productive Merck professionals. We all agreed to aggressively establish a outing project for the 15s and their associates.
These lowlife are a threat to our welfare and families.
12-09-2014 08:08 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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This is hysterical. It is the same 1 or 2 nutjobs going on every Merck thread with their disdain for people who don't drink the Merck koolaid.
It is very easy to observe that you lack basis intelligence. I have no distain for people. However, I do have loathing for the lazy disruptive 15s and their sycophants. Expose these bottom dwellers and save your lively hood.
12-09-2014 08:00 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

This is hysterical. It is the same 1 or 2 nutjobs going on every Merck thread with their disdain for people who don't drink the Merck koolaid.
12-09-2014 06:11 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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You are a moron.
A pragmatist in reality, Seek out the 15s and every supporter. Turn them in save your job eliminate theirs!
12-08-2014 04:02 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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That is exactly what is needed. Apprehensive and scared lazy slothful 15s. Turn anyone suspected of these actions. Save your job, turn them in at once.
You are a moron.
12-08-2014 02:50 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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That is exactly what is needed. Apprehensive and scared lazy slothful 15s. Turn anyone suspected of these actions. Save your job, turn them in at once.
Merck is already like North Korea so fu suck@ss.
12-08-2014 10:06 AM
Anonymous
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The thought police are out in force-

Turning in your co worker who you believe are 15'ers

Sounds like the old soviet union to me

Scary-
That is exactly what is needed. Apprehensive and scared lazy slothful 15s. Turn anyone suspected of these actions. Save your job, turn them in at once.
12-08-2014 09:56 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

The thought police are out in force-

Turning in your co worker who you believe are 15'ers

Sounds like the old soviet union to me

Scary-
12-08-2014 09:09 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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This is a TRAP! Management has their own idea who the 15s are and have taken care of those without a guardian angel. Don't fall for this 'turn them in' because 1- you have no way to really KNOW if anyone is a 15 and 2- the 15s management doesn't have lined up to deal with are connected. Out them at your own risk.
If there is smoke there is fire. Turn in anyone that you even suspect. We will sort them out later. Safe your own job!
12-08-2014 07:53 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Begin the week by turning into management the names of the maggot pool. Save your job eliminate theirs!
This is a TRAP! Management has their own idea who the 15s are and have taken care of those without a guardian angel. Don't fall for this 'turn them in' because 1- you have no way to really KNOW if anyone is a 15 and 2- the 15s management doesn't have lined up to deal with are connected. Out them at your own risk.
12-08-2014 05:59 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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I can't agree more with your accessment. The ethical makeup of these misfits defies civilized behavior and values. The actions of these subhumans dictate what must be done. Target for termination!
Begin the week by turning into management the names of the maggot pool. Save your job eliminate theirs!
12-07-2014 11:56 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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No, actually the 15ers are the ones that are actually fully alive and awake…they "get" that it is pointless to expend any (but the bare bare minimum) energy at a company like Merck, because they have vision and see the charade for what it is…they are the smart ones…the pragmatic ones…

Hell, if guys like Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg ever worked at Merck, I bet they would have been 15ers too, while they worked on their side businesses in their homes/garages.

The 15ers are the smart ones for taking the path of least resistance…And I think deep down, the folks here that try and slam them, secretly wish they had the cajones to be a 15er themselves..

oh by the way…FU MERCK!
Yes!!!! FU MERCK!!
12-07-2014 10:37 PM
Anonymous
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Don't these 15ers remind you of zombies? They survive by leaching off the intellectual property of others, only taking up space, creating nothing, only awaiting the inevitable day when someone just takes them out.
No, no, no dear poster. You're referring to the EC. This thread is for the reps (and others) living the 15 lifestyle. I can see how you could mistake one for the other from time to time.
12-07-2014 04:34 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

Which of course is a myth. Neither were working/ being paid by some one else, while doing something for themselves. Gates dropped out Harvard to start his own company while Zuckerburg developed Facebook in his dorm room at Harvard. A distinction with a difference. Both were obviously geniuses while I doubt any 15er is. But please feel free to share should any 15er reach their heights of achievement. I personally believe that when one tries perform in two dedicated activities one or both suffer, I use for my example the testimony of the 15 guy himself. By his own admission and design he is failing at Merck ( although he feels he has succeeded in deceiving them) but is succeeding at golf, but, of course, we only have his word about his scores. The value of his " word" on his golf scores would, of course, be suspect based on his history of deceit.
12-07-2014 03:10 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Don't these 15ers remind you of zombies? They survive by leaching off the intellectual property of others, only taking up space, creating nothing, only awaiting the inevitable day when someone just takes them out.
No, actually the 15ers are the ones that are actually fully alive and awake…they "get" that it is pointless to expend any (but the bare bare minimum) energy at a company like Merck, because they have vision and see the charade for what it is…they are the smart ones…the pragmatic ones…

Hell, if guys like Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg ever worked at Merck, I bet they would have been 15ers too, while they worked on their side businesses in their homes/garages.

The 15ers are the smart ones for taking the path of least resistance…And I think deep down, the folks here that try and slam them, secretly wish they had the cajones to be a 15er themselves..

oh by the way…FU MERCK!
12-07-2014 02:23 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

Don't these 15ers remind you of zombies? They survive by leaching off the intellectual property of others, only taking up space, creating nothing, only awaiting the inevitable day when someone just takes them out.
12-07-2014 01:34 PM
Anonymous
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Exactly right. There are two groups of 15's - the first works their 'real' job the rest of the week, the other has been with Merck long enough not to need another job and are partially retired already.

FU Merck
Yes it must be sad to witness the meltdown of what was once your " career" and there's nothing you can do about it. So you take a secret second job or retire on the job. Out with a whimper.
12-07-2014 12:37 PM
Anonymous
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The hater/preacher can't help it. He was dumped by his girlfriend, Merck. He still has feelings for her, and now gets to watch the rest of us f%&k her. LOL. He is her psychotic knight in shining armor. While the 15ers plow her like the lowly ho that she is.
The dime store Freud has woken up still drunk from his weekly Saturday night binge.
Go back to bed and sober up. You will need all your mental faculties just to summon enough thought to contemplate a lunch menu for tomorrows office of nurses who have no interest in any thing you have to say or the doctors who won't even come back because they know from experience with you that you never have anything they need to hear. Then you have to meet with your district manager to beg for your job and try and come up with a reason why he should keep you on because you need to justify your job a while longer and validate your existence. He won't be buying any of it. Strike two. Two sales pitches and you will go home empty handed from both. Then you will have no answer for your wife when you get home as to why you continue to sleep walk through life. Strike three. Another bleak Christmas with " Merck" on your business card.
12-07-2014 12:00 PM
Anonymous
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Sorry you lost your job but move on and stop hating what other people decide to do with their lives. Stay in your lane and stop rubber necking.
The hater/preacher can't help it. He was dumped by his girlfriend, Merck. He still has feelings for her, and now gets to watch the rest of us f%&k her. LOL. He is her psychotic knight in shining armor. While the 15ers plow her like the lowly ho that she is.
12-07-2014 11:48 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

The haters erupt in blather-long live 15.!
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