Originally Posted by Anonymous

"Desolved"????

Also known as "dissolved"

Just another glaring example of why I really don't think you have to worry too much about moving up that corporate ladder anytime soon. Run along now I'm sure you have many more garbage cans to empty in UG.

Regards,

The 15x15 Guy
Merck's First & Finest S15 Rep

Originally Posted by Anonymous

It really doesn't matter what it is called - the real issue is that you and many others are gone July 1. Happy times are here again. I personally can't wait until this project is desolved so I can move up two or three rungs on the corporate ladder and enjoy the perks that come with the elevation.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Does anyone think we will have "The Big Layoff" coming anytime soon? So many idiots have posted this prediction over the past couple of years only to be made the fool afterwards.

Thoughts?

Living the 15 Life......

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Which "project" now? Your "projects" always make me smile as they continue to evolve after the date you specify passes. Happy times indeed as I love summers. Keep them projects coming my super important all-powerful executive. At least this gives you something with which to occupy your time.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

It really doesn't matter what it is called - the real issue is that you and many others are gone July 1. Happy times are here again. I personally can't wait until this project is desolved so I can move up two or three rungs on the corporate ladder and enjoy the perks that come with the elevation.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

I was told it was an "optimization".

FU Merck! Optimize this...

Originally Posted by Anonymous

It is not a LAYOFF dufuss - it is restructuring.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Does anyone think we will have "The Big Layoff" coming anytime soon? So many idiots have posted this prediction over the past couple of years only to be made the fool afterwards.

Thoughts?

Living the 15 Life......

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Do you actually think that anyone would hire this felonous viper? He is not a loser,he is already lost.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Wow are you still hanging around this popsicle stand? Can't find anything else? Haven't even tried? You really are a loser.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Sorry I haven't been on in a while. I did a golf trip with my golf buddies for a few days. Wasn't I supposed to be fired April 15th? I have really ramped things down since then. Lots of golf at the club and as very little work as possible. I guess you could say that the 15x15 Guy is semi retired!

Yes, I do get on those conference calls when I need to and do my reports and a few sample drops here and there. In reality I've just found myself too busy to check in for a while. I'm having way too much fun. It's another beautiful day here again. I gotta get going, I tee off in 30 minutes. Have a great day everyone!


Regards,


The 15x15 Guy
Merck's First * Finest S15 Rep

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Sorry I haven't been on in a while. I did a golf trip with my golf buddies for a few days. Wasn't I supposed to be fired April 15th? I have really ramped things down since then. Lots of golf at the club and as very little work as possible. I guess you could say that the 15x15 Guy is semi retired!

Yes, I do get on those conference calls when I need to and do my reports and a few sample drops here and there. In reality I've just found myself too busy to check in for a while. I'm having way too much fun. It's another beautiful day here again. I gotta get going, I tee off in 30 minutes. Have a great day everyone!


Regards,


The 15x15 Guy
Merck's First * Finest S15 Rep

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Im fast as fast can be.....they will never catch me. The reason I'm so fast is from the constant gym and golf workouts. I utilize all of Mercks benefits to create a ever flowing fun lifestyle.

FU Merck!!

The 15x15 Guy
Merck's First & Finest S15 Rep

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Hey 15 guy, we would love to see a update.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

"You as he are dickwadds"

This is why you are owned punk. You of the younger generation will never be able to keep up no matter how good you can operate your iphone.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

No way-you were made the fool by the 15 X 15 guy. He owns you punk

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Where is that office kid from UG who said he would push a button on April 15th and we all will vanish? They finally have his grandiose disorder properly diagnosed?

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Never was any egg - I played you ignorant fools like a fine violin - you wouldn't know what good music sounds like. The haunts that you frequent have only table dance music to offer not overtures. I will setup the next verse very soon - deli on>

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Never was any egg - I played you ignorant fools like a fine violin - you wouldn't know what good music sounds like. The haunts that you frequent have only table dance music to offer not overtures. I will setup the next verse very soon - deli on>

Originally Posted by Anonymous

While I'm not bending over, I do have a huge SMILE on my face today. As for your face, please feel free to wipe the egg off of it.

Regards,

The 15x15 Guy
Merck's First & Finest S15 Rep

Originally Posted by Anonymous

JUSTICE WILL BE FORTH COMING ON THE 15TH.BEND OVER AND SMILE!

Originally Posted by Anonymous

The largest idea in three decades will institute itself tomorrow - elimination of a worthless salesforce.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Your loyalty sickens me you must be a big time butt kisser, the Furher loved your type ...grow up and get real .

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Finally! A report from someone at Merck demonstrating TRUE PROGRESS! Well done! Keep us informed of your individual growth and accomplishments as you move forward.

From where I'm sitting, Merck should get down to about a 1000 or so reps before the bloodbath is over, so it really doesn't matter what you do. Even if you are ultimately discovered and fired, you'd still be better off anyhow. I'd focus on finding the perfect next job---at your leisure, of course---then quit a year or so from now.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Kind of twisted logic here. Merck is immoral and so I am going to act accordingly. Merck is still paying me but I am not appreciated and so I am going to screw them as much as I can while getting that check.

Back to earth. The society is immoral and so I am going to teach my kids and tell myself may as well do the same. The system is messed up and the welfare people are living off me and so I am going to find way to get even.

I really think it is my decision to quit, change job, or accept the craps because I am addicted to the income level.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

You dont have the brains or ambition to double dip with an extra job. get help with your mid-life crisis or better yet, a maid that will sleep with you so you are not wacking off by yourself all the time. That would be a good use of time. 15 yanks for 15 seconds.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Seriously, how can you do this an look at yourself in the mirror on payday, you lazy POS. If you feel this way, quit and find somewhere else to justify working an honest day's work!!!

Originally Posted by Anonymous

sounds like a small,bitter, petty way to live.

small minds talk about people, mediocre minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Kind of twisted logic here. Merck is immoral and so I am going to act accordingly. Merck is still paying me but I am not appreciated and so I am going to screw them as much as I can while getting that check.

Back to earth. The society is immoral and so I am going to teach my kids and tell myself may as well do the same. The system is messed up and the welfare people are living off me and so I am going to find way to get even.

I really think it is my decision to quit, change job, or accept the craps because I am addicted to the income level.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

How can you call this guy immoral? He does what he does because the IMMORAL sales model allows it. He's least of all immoral. He is integrated with the system/model and contributes and is able to do it on a 15 x 15 model. To do it any other way would be a total waste of time and he wouldn't be any more productive to Merck. Sorry to say, but that's a fact. He knows it, too. I'd suggest it would be immoral to waste one minute more of your life than is necessary to effectively play the rep game. Those of you putting in hours and hours in your rep position just to assuage your guilty consciences over the little real work that the job entails along with the requisite fabrications does not make you superior to the 15 guy. You have only yourselves to blame.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Justice is the means by which established injustices are sanctioned.

ANATOLE FRANCE, Crainquebille

And it would appear that the house is getting its a$$ kicked.

Rock on, 15 x 15 Guy.

FU_MERCK

Originally Posted by Anonymous

"In this world the lucky person passes for genius." Euripides

And as in all matters of chance-the house always wins.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Yes from your many posts on the subject I would expect to see several company wide expense and sample audits. I hope you kept all of your paperwork and reciepts back three years as you are required to. You would be surprised at all the things that Merck security looks into these days. And you thought they were just there to check name tags at meetings. Maybe they just haven't gotten to you yet. Sleep well.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Kinda like RFM. Reps Free Money. Gotta love it!

Regards,

The 15x15 Guy
Merck's First & Finest S15 Rep

Originally Posted by Anonymous

No one concerns themselves with fecal waste!

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Jeesh, I don't post for a couple days and you get all worried! Nice to know that my posts are so important to you! Just be glad I'm posting now, after all, it's Friday and you know I NEVER work on Fridays!

Ten more days until we hear the big news. Either I will get a big buyout and leave or I will continue to receive big deposits in my account every month. It's a sure win-win for me either way. Bring it on! Happy, happy, happy!

Regards,

The 15x15 Guy
Merck's First & Finest S15 Rep