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Yesterday 11:27 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Whatever. A toady is still a toady, no matter what department you're in. Even more reason to pay even less attention to what you have to say. Finance is bad- pencil pusher- legal is worse- pencil neck. Heed Shakespeare on the lawyers.
No I haven't been paying that much attention what happens at Merck anymore, but then again who has?

But your original post about home office " being checked out" and numbers would lead toward finance. Pencil pushing, pencil neck. You know numbers but haven't a clue as to were they come from. An accountant who doesn't count. Replaceable by the hundreds waiting in line for your cubicle. Go back to your beans, bean counter.
Just remember there is a good chance I make triple your salary.
Yesterday 11:09 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

Whatever. A toady is still a toady, no matter what department you're in. Even more reason to pay even less attention to what you have to say. Finance is bad- pencil pusher- legal is worse- pencil neck. Heed Shakespeare on the lawyers.
No I haven't been paying that much attention what happens at Merck anymore, but then again who has?

But your original post about home office " being checked out" and numbers would lead toward finance. Pencil pushing, pencil neck. You know numbers but haven't a clue as to were they come from. An accountant who doesn't count. Replaceable by the hundreds waiting in line for your cubicle. Go back to your beans, bean counter.
Yesterday 10:45 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Thanks for the clarification you bureaucratic toady. I stand corrected and in retrospect I can see that you are a useless manager. Only a useless paper generating manager could parse words to make them more inane.
But you should pray the layoffs don't touch you as you will find it next to impossible to find real employment on your resume. In the real world they don't care what the color coding on your excel spreadsheets are. A real sales organization preaches results. A subject so foreign to a Merck manager it might as well be Farsi.
Have a good " office" day. Be well indeed.
Another observation about your posts - never said I was a sales manager. You really haven't been paying attention here. Finance and Legal run this company so, no, I'm not worried at all about the employment on my resume. I think you should ask Santa for a clue because you sure need one.
Yesterday 08:07 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Yeah, the loner-hater has definitely gotten more desperate, with his badly faked "report the 15s" non-existent conferences. He posts the same delusional threats on the KGB thread, making everyone laugh.
It is sad and comical to see what this solo whack job does on this and other threads. A nobody who wants to dictate his version of how he thinks people should do their jobs. What a fool.
Yesterday 02:26 PM
Anonymous
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Yeah, the loner-hater has definitely gotten more desperate, with his badly faked "report the 15s" non-existent conferences. He posts the same delusional threats on the KGB thread, making everyone laugh.
" hater"? It's hard to understand anyone who is more of a " hater" than one who spits in the face of a company who provides a paycheck, especially those who have so consistently done so little to earn it. Falls under, " biting the hand of the one who feeds you."
But there are always those with an overriding sense of entitlement. Again, usually coming from those who have done so little to earn it. That's why it looks so much like theft.

I don't see the need to " out" the 15ers. They usually out themselves and soon find they are " out."
On the outside looking in at life.
Here's wishing you unemployment. I've been there. Then how smug and smart will you be?
Yesterday 12:05 PM
Anonymous
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Yeah, the loner-hater has definitely gotten more desperate, with his badly faked "report the 15s" non-existent conferences. He posts the same delusional threats on the KGB thread, making everyone laugh.
My my you certainly have a lot of time to follow and reply to every thread.
Let me guess, you're already unemployed/laid off or a 15er, which amounts to the same thing.
Yesterday 11:50 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

Replying to your own posts again? Trying to keep this useless thread alive?
What accent do the voices in your head have and how do you decide which one to answer?
Yesterday 10:51 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Translation: When the angry, mentally ill troll says "WE are going to out the 15s", there is really no "we" to speak of. It is just him, an ex-Merck loser and the imaginary Lego figures he surrounds himself with. He posts multiple agreement replies to his own posts, to make it look like there is more than one of...him.

Notice his gradual desent into the pit of mental illness: he is now planning imaginary Merck "conferences" and "meetings" with imaginary Merck execs to "identify and terminate" the 15s. All in his ill mind. This kind of mental masturbation is usually the point of no return, where his meds have simply stopped working. Instead of getting the psychiatric help he so badly needs, he will continue to spew the contents of his illness onto this thread. Best to just watch in amusement, and not engage him in his delusions.
Yeah, the loner-hater has definitely gotten more desperate, with his badly faked "report the 15s" non-existent conferences. He posts the same delusional threats on the KGB thread, making everyone laugh.
Yesterday 09:04 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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You're so myopic. The "numbers" I referenced were your salary, bonus and precious pension. So no, that doesn't give me away, it only goes to show how non-observant you've been here.
Thanks for the clarification you bureaucratic toady. I stand corrected and in retrospect I can see that you are a useless manager. Only a useless paper generating manager could parse words to make them more inane.
But you should pray the layoffs don't touch you as you will find it next to impossible to find real employment on your resume. In the real world they don't care what the color coding on your excel spreadsheets are. A real sales organization preaches results. A subject so foreign to a Merck manager it might as well be Farsi.
Have a good " office" day. Be well indeed.
Yesterday 08:40 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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I keep telling you but with your limited intelligence you can't understand. I don't hate you / 15s, I despise and detest you. Lasy swindlers and low functioning detestable felons. Turn them in folks they are a threat to your families welfare!
If you think the 15's are the threat to our welfare, you truly are an imbecile. Management has been far more than a threat, as they've run this once-great company into the ground.
Yesterday 07:35 AM
Anonymous
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I keep telling you but with your limited intelligence you can't understand. I don't hate you / 15s, I despise and detest you. Lasy swindlers and low functioning detestable felons. Turn them in folks they are a threat to your families welfare!
Not going to happen you brain damaged bafoon. I don't hate you. I just hope you get put back on your meds loony one. You are quite insane in the membrane and there is a room with rubber walls calling your name. You probably can't hear that because of the other voices inside your twisted head. You cannot stop 15 by 15. You have lost your quest as well as your marbles.
Yesterday 07:10 AM
Anonymous
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15 by 15 will not go away no matter what the hater/haters have to say.
I keep telling you but with your limited intelligence you can't understand. I don't hate you / 15s, I despise and detest you. Lasy swindlers and low functioning detestable felons. Turn them in folks they are a threat to your families welfare!
12-17-2014 10:43 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

15 by 15 will not go away no matter what the hater/haters have to say.
12-17-2014 10:24 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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You're not " management." Your last line gave you away. Since when do " numbers " matter at Merck? Since never. Because Merck is not a sales organization. It's some sorta sick paper shuffling, metric driven, excel spreadsheet worshiping, bureaucratic nightmare. But it couldn't sell a life vest to a drowning man. The " salespeople" are some of the worst I've ever seen. You know were that leaves it's " management"? One step behind that. It's not planning anything. Merck " management" couldn't plan a child's nap time.

But there will be layoffs. There has to be to support the ineptitude. Grinches all.
You're so myopic. The "numbers" I referenced were your salary, bonus and precious pension. So no, that doesn't give me away, it only goes to show how non-observant you've been here.
12-17-2014 03:03 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Translation: When the angry, mentally ill troll says "WE are going to out the 15s", there is really no "we" to speak of. It is just him, an ex-Merck loser and the imaginary Lego figures he surrounds himself with. He posts multiple agreement replies to his own posts, to make it look like there is more than one of...him.

Notice his gradual desent into the pit of mental illness: he is now planning imaginary Merck "conferences" and "meetings" with imaginary Merck execs to "identify and terminate" the 15s. All in his ill mind. This kind of mental masturbation is usually the point of no return, where his meds have simply stopped working. Instead of getting the psychiatric help he so badly needs, he will continue to spew the contents of his illness onto this thread. Best to just watch in amusement, and not engage him in his delusions.
The idiot is kind of entertaining. He has no control over anything, including his mental faculties.
12-17-2014 03:00 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Damn right! We are here to stay!
Indeed. You were never very good in the first place at what you were supposed to be doing.
Now that don't do what you are supposed to be doing but don't, well who notices?
Question: who misses you when you don't show up? Not Merck management . Certainly not your customers. Truth is, stripped of all it's blockbusters Merck is just a salesforce of empty suits. So work " 15" or not at all it doesn't matter. You don't matter.
Merck reps were always overpaid under performers.
What does it matter now if you show up or don't?
It doesn't.
12-17-2014 09:15 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

You're not " management." Your last line gave you away. Since when do " numbers " matter at Merck? Since never. Because Merck is not a sales organization. It's some sorta sick paper shuffling, metric driven, excel spreadsheet worshiping, bureaucratic nightmare. But it couldn't sell a life vest to a drowning man. The " salespeople" are some of the worst I've ever seen. You know were that leaves it's " management"? One step behind that. It's not planning anything. Merck " management" couldn't plan a child's nap time.

But there will be layoffs. There has to be to support the ineptitude. Grinches all.
12-17-2014 08:13 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

"Management" here. First off, there have been no such conferences - it's the end of the year and HQ is just as checked out as the field. Next, yes, there will be downsizing next year, but, like every other round, HR does most of the choosing. We can try to save a really good one that might wind up on the list but, at this point, that hurts more than helps most people.

This "outing" of 15s is a joke. When, at pretty much any recent point in time, has your manager given two $h!ts about anything you've had to say? If anyone in my ranks started up with who they 'think' is a 15 and, on paper, the accused stood out in no negative way, I'd be hinting to get the accused onto that HR list. Management does not want to deal with this petty crap. Your numbers matter, that's about it.

Be well.
12-17-2014 05:43 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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In your demented dreams. I promise you, you will not get your way. You are a nutty fool with delusions of grandeur.
The way has been mapped and highway markers established for the 15s and their ilk to be scattered like moldering roadkill. Speed of the program has been blessed and encouraged. We will be actively turning in to management the known and suspected.
12-17-2014 12:42 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Translation: When the angry, mentally ill troll says "WE are going to out the 15s", there is really no "we" to speak of. It is just him, an ex-Merck loser and the imaginary Lego figures he surrounds himself with. He posts multiple agreement replies to his own posts, to make it look like there is more than one of...him.

Notice his gradual desent into the pit of mental illness: he is now planning imaginary Merck "conferences" and "meetings" with imaginary Merck execs to "identify and terminate" the 15s. All in his ill mind. This kind of mental masturbation is usually the point of no return, where his meds have simply stopped working. Instead of getting the psychiatric help he so badly needs, he will continue to spew the contents of his illness onto this thread. Best to just watch in amusement, and not engage him in his delusions.
Well said.
12-16-2014 10:28 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Ah mental illness, that defines the sycophant 15 mentality. Lack of morality and lacking subcortical function. Stick the comments where the sun does not shine. We are going to out all 15s!
Translation: When the angry, mentally ill troll says "WE are going to out the 15s", there is really no "we" to speak of. It is just him, an ex-Merck loser and the imaginary Lego figures he surrounds himself with. He posts multiple agreement replies to his own posts, to make it look like there is more than one of...him.

Notice his gradual desent into the pit of mental illness: he is now planning imaginary Merck "conferences" and "meetings" with imaginary Merck execs to "identify and terminate" the 15s. All in his ill mind. This kind of mental masturbation is usually the point of no return, where his meds have simply stopped working. Instead of getting the psychiatric help he so badly needs, he will continue to spew the contents of his illness onto this thread. Best to just watch in amusement, and not engage him in his delusions.
12-16-2014 12:39 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Ah mental illness, that defines the sycophant 15 mentality. Lack of morality and lacking subcortical function. Stick the comments where the sun does not shine. We are going to out all 15s!
In your demented dreams. I promise you, you will not get your way. You are a nutty fool with delusions of grandeur.
12-16-2014 12:16 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Ah mental illness, that defines the sycophant 15 mentality. Lack of morality and lacking subcortical function. Stick the comments where the sun does not shine. We are going to out all 15s!
Ken, is that you? Shouldn't you be doing something at Penn State?
12-16-2014 11:40 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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You know you can't so all you can do to feel important is post this garbage. You are useless scum with a serious mental illness.
Ah mental illness, that defines the sycophant 15 mentality. Lack of morality and lacking subcortical function. Stick the comments where the sun does not shine. We are going to out all 15s!
12-16-2014 11:15 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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The posts will continue unabated and unabashedly. I see your cohort as a maggots on a piece of raw meat. We will turn you in and secure our jobs.
You know you can't so all you can do to feel important is post this garbage. You are useless scum with a serious mental illness.
12-16-2014 10:13 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Let it go. Your weird little posts are getting old. Mind your own world's business and let others do what they like. Get help.
The posts will continue unabated and unabashedly. I see your cohort as a maggots on a piece of raw meat. We will turn you in and secure our jobs.
12-16-2014 07:29 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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The Holiday vacation begins today but not the effort to out the 15s, lazy, complacent, sycophant lowlife. Scheduled conferences on the books for next year. Screw them don't let them destroy your jobs.
Let it go. Your weird little posts are getting old. Mind your own world's business and let others do what they like. Get help.
12-16-2014 06:37 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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A call from my DCO, he has thanked the group for leading the effort in cleaning the debris from the sales force. He informed me that much, if not all, of the problem will be handled this coming Monday. Names have already been collected.
The Holiday vacation begins today but not the effort to out the 15s, lazy, complacent, sycophant lowlife. Scheduled conferences on the books for next year. Screw them don't let them destroy your jobs.
12-15-2014 08:04 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Orchestrated an early breakfast conference call with a trusted set of productive Merck professionals. We all agreed to aggressively establish a outing project for the 15s and their associates.
These lowlife are a threat to our welfare and families.
Yeah sure
12-15-2014 07:38 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

Sung to the tune- "it's only rock and roll" by the stones

I know-it's only 15 life but I like it
I know-it's only 15 life but I like it,like it, yes I do
But I like it-it's only 15 life,but I like it it's only 15 life,
But I like it,like it, yes I do!!!!!

Suck it KGB
12-12-2014 07:46 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

Which means no one notices. How important is your job when no one cares if you don't do it?
12-12-2014 07:10 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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" rebelling against Merck" ? In a rep job? Oh, ok, I'm sure that'll make a difference. Good luck with that program.
15 by 15 has been working just fine. Thank you.
12-12-2014 02:44 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

" rebelling against Merck" ? In a rep job? Oh, ok, I'm sure that'll make a difference. Good luck with that program.
12-12-2014 01:36 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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So someone who dodges work and avoids doing his job on a board celebrating people who also don't work is calling out someone who points it out by demanding that HE get a job and go to work? Hmmmm....
The point is that this lone nut has made this some kind of sick crusade all over the Merck threads. If you don't like the 15er life, start your own thread. It was done before but nobody was interested because the lone nut was the only one responding to himself. At least I am on paid vacation looking at this laughable attempt by the lone nut to stop people from rebelling against Merck. What is the lone nut's excuse for being on all the Merck threads all day, everyday for weeks now. Did his meds run out a few weeks ago? Yipes!
12-12-2014 10:47 AM
Anonymous
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Why don't you get a job. You spend all day on this Merck board spewing hate instead of working. You are one dumb hypocrite.
So someone who dodges work and avoids doing his job on a board celebrating people who also don't work is calling out someone who points it out by demanding that HE get a job and go to work? Hmmmm....
12-12-2014 09:59 AM
Anonymous
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A call from my DCO, he has thanked the group for leading the effort in cleaning the debris from the sales force. He informed me that much, if not all, of the problem will be handled this coming Monday. Names have already been collected.
A fictitious post about fictitious people doing a fictitious job.

Sum up: All of you people are fiction. Every. Single. One.
12-12-2014 09:21 AM
Anonymous
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A call from my DCO, he has thanked the group for leading the effort in cleaning the debris from the sales force. He informed me that much, if not all, of the problem will be handled this coming Monday. Names have already been collected.
Why don't you get a job. You spend all day on this Merck board spewing hate instead of working. You are one dumb hypocrite.
12-12-2014 08:28 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Orchestrated an early breakfast conference call with a trusted set of productive Merck professionals. We all agreed to aggressively establish a outing project for the 15s and their associates.
These lowlife are a threat to our welfare and families.
A call from my DCO, he has thanked the group for leading the effort in cleaning the debris from the sales force. He informed me that much, if not all, of the problem will be handled this coming Monday. Names have already been collected.
12-11-2014 11:22 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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Nutjob paranoia seems to be prevalent these days.

Long live the 15 ers.
Damn right! We are here to stay!
12-11-2014 08:45 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

Nutjob paranoia seems to be prevalent these days.

Long live the 15 ers.
12-11-2014 06:12 AM
Anonymous
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Don't forget to document results for your EDP.
Probably won't need to document our efforts it will be self-evident, less reps and higher profits. I will receive promotional opportunities and move up the ladder.
12-10-2014 12:45 PM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

Don't forget to document results for your EDP.
12-10-2014 10:04 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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It is very easy to observe that you lack basis intelligence. I have no distain for people. However, I do have loathing for the lazy disruptive 15s and their sycophants. Expose these bottom dwellers and save your lively hood.
Orchestrated an early breakfast conference call with a trusted set of productive Merck professionals. We all agreed to aggressively establish a outing project for the 15s and their associates.
These lowlife are a threat to our welfare and families.
12-09-2014 08:08 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

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This is hysterical. It is the same 1 or 2 nutjobs going on every Merck thread with their disdain for people who don't drink the Merck koolaid.
It is very easy to observe that you lack basis intelligence. I have no distain for people. However, I do have loathing for the lazy disruptive 15s and their sycophants. Expose these bottom dwellers and save your lively hood.
12-09-2014 08:00 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

This is hysterical. It is the same 1 or 2 nutjobs going on every Merck thread with their disdain for people who don't drink the Merck koolaid.
12-09-2014 06:11 AM
Anonymous
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You are a moron.
A pragmatist in reality, Seek out the 15s and every supporter. Turn them in save your job eliminate theirs!
12-08-2014 04:02 PM
Anonymous
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That is exactly what is needed. Apprehensive and scared lazy slothful 15s. Turn anyone suspected of these actions. Save your job, turn them in at once.
You are a moron.
12-08-2014 02:50 PM
Anonymous
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That is exactly what is needed. Apprehensive and scared lazy slothful 15s. Turn anyone suspected of these actions. Save your job, turn them in at once.
Merck is already like North Korea so fu suck@ss.
12-08-2014 10:06 AM
Anonymous
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The thought police are out in force-

Turning in your co worker who you believe are 15'ers

Sounds like the old soviet union to me

Scary-
That is exactly what is needed. Apprehensive and scared lazy slothful 15s. Turn anyone suspected of these actions. Save your job, turn them in at once.
12-08-2014 09:56 AM
Anonymous
Re: My version of 15 by 15

The thought police are out in force-

Turning in your co worker who you believe are 15'ers

Sounds like the old soviet union to me

Scary-
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