Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
DD, I read this last night and laughed so hard I cried. Really funny but probably true for many of us in the not too distant future. . .
When I found out how much sex was happening at nursing homes I realized ending up there might not be so bad after all when I'm 80. And let me tell you, those ho's fight over the men.
Absolutely they do. Men die younger than women anyway and then, of the ones that live, a good portion have LowT or ED with no interest in treating them. That leaves the rest of us in a good place. I don't ever want to stop having sex. That was funny DD, let us know how your trip to Chi-town goes. .
