Aw Shucks http://www.bnet.com/blog/drug-business/novartis-flip-flop-cuts-1400-jobs-only-days-after-denying-layoffs/6602 December 1, 2010 The announcement of 1,400 layoffs at Novartis (NVS) yesterday came just days after the company denied it would do exactly that. The move is the third different and contradictory signal Novartis has given investors and its own employees about its plans to cut jobs, suggesting that CEO Joe Jimenez does not quite have all his internal communications ducks in a row. I know we will all be safe because Tina said so today on the call. Wait. Didn't she say not too long ago that the company was not for sale? I wouldn't worry at all. Psst. Please do not call your recruiter until next week as I need a head start! Bahahahahahahahaha
I wont get fired since I bent TINA over her sink at the NSM and made her very happy...sorry to kiss and tell Tina!
I believe you if the sink was involved to keep the crumbs from the fried chicken from falling on the carpet.
