Holiday Enemas!

Are you hoping for one ?

 

Finally a gift that truly represents how executive management feels about us! In return can we give them our version of a totally cleansing experience?

 

We still have time to reorder before New Years

 

Come on now! Get flushed for free thanks to Amgen's generosity.

 

The real enema will come when we return to work! 45 emails and conference calls and assorted BS. Gettin ready for the cluster fuck in Vegas. And reports needed now like it was yesterday morning . and thats just to start . Happy New Year. and here's to a Micromanaged New Year..

 

IBS seems to be the most common medical condition here at (I) Amgen, you're not!

 

Rear entry.....now there's a thought!

 

Re: Everyday Enemas!

You poor folks are gettin it up the rear day in and day out. Are you lovin it or hatin it perverts!???!