The lab will measure your schlonger upon providing a urine sample. Dan wants nothing less than 14 inchers.
Been hanging from my tree out back by my cock and it refuses to get any longer. I'm only 3.75 inches hard. Looks like this isnt the job for me. In all seriousness my friend works for Quintiles and had a hair test. They took it from his leg.
Sorry that you did not get longer by hanging from a tree. Did you ever call Won Hung Lo as recommended by Dan? Won can do wonders on the wanger. Won usually guarantees a 14 incher after 2 months on his FDA witnessed "Hung Longer" fitness machine. Oh, by the way, did the hair come from your friend's 3rd leg? Quintiles/Innovex have caught on to the 3rd leg trick! 3rd leg hair does not count.
