The Sasquatch of Pain has dreams of CV butterflies in his head..

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.on Wall Street Sasquatch, we call it a head fake. Here it is Gene's round-a-bout rope-a-dope before we perform pain's orkenectomy in a few weeks.
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...I know you read my column because you tell me in private conversations.
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........Paul Revere

 

What the hell is an orkenectomy? Oh, you probably mean orchiectomy. Oh well, close enough. Do I tell you in private conversations that based on your ... gift for writing you probably went to Rutgers?
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For those of us who never attended rutgers but have access to the Internet, an orchiectomy is a removal of the testicles. Now...who is Sasquatch and Paul revere? Why are they so weird and cryptic? It's just weird.

 

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.here is what good looks like here...
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............................The Sasquatch>Paul Revere>RBD Ron Jeremy..........................