J.G.

OP here. Thanks for getting it! The "english professor" rant is laughable! Can you imagine sitting at dinner with such an uptight asshole? I can imagine his/her sense of humor is non existent! For anyone that professes to be so smart, but didn't understand the simple play on words is pathetic. Then, out of complete embarrassment, he/she goes on the tirade of how smart they are and how dumb I am! Love playing with the simple minded!