TPR/Girl Scout Cookies

TPR will announce a major business venture on Monday 16 June, 2008. Under a special licensing arrangement with the Girl Scouts USA, TPR will be setting up Girl Scout Cookie kiosks in all buildings and on all floors here in North Carolinasites, excluding Benson.. Under a special arrangement 35% of net sales will be paid to TPR earmarked for special sensitivity training for TPR directors and above.

Special thanks to our Business Development group for negotiating such a fine deal. Finally they achieved something !!!! Please put it out there on the Talecris web!!!

 

will they be carrying all flavors/styles or just a select few ?

 

Wow , Dan M and his merry band of men and women pulled a real coup here.
Damn glad we brought this guy on board. Any guess what his next big prize may be ? Out licensing of Starbuck franchises in select collegiate plasma centers.

What a concept give them donor money--then, as they leave the center, take it away in the form of Frappicinos or Vanilla Lattes !

Dude , your are awesome ! Let me guess...Haaaavvard and UNC ! Damn I knew it !! Rock on DM !!!

And I thought he was only window dressing!!!!!

 

Obviously folks, these threads are written for their entertainment value and the only ones not laughing are the execs that drag us down these rocky , dim lit roads. I encourage you to write your own fiction, just for the fun of it. LORD knows these folks are giving us a lot to write about and we all need to keep smiling even though we find ourselves on the "Eve of Destruction ".

"Eve of Destruction" is a protest song written by P.F. Sloan in 1965. Several artists have recorded it, but the best-known recording was by Barry McGuire. This recording was made between July 12 and July 15, 1965 and released by Dunhill Records.

 

I heard TPR passed their first sales milestone with over $1350.00 in sales the first two weeks .!

Rock on TPRers. Don't put your Porsches, Lexus, Ifinitis, Acuras, BMWs or (ugh!) Land Rovers up for sale yet!!!!! For you Volvo, Smartcar, MiniCooper, and Prius drivers---we send you our blessing!!!!

 

TPR has just released financial info that reports cookie sales well below forecast. Seems many internal folks are eating the profits ( Stealing cookies ) due to a lack of cafeteria/ lunch wagon access. With gas prices so high TPR execs have resorted to Girl Scout Cookie cannabolism. Will this nightmare ever end. ( Can I have a ride in your Porshce ? ). I'm sure your family won't mind !!!!!!

Let's race Sterno's mini Cooper to the minimart.

 

Whoever you TPR cry babies are - Can you get off this board? This board is for the reps of a company - go start your own thread - your issues have nothing to do with this type of board - go get more plasma and TRY and think of the patients who actually need these products!!!

 

we cry babies have suffered enough under the piss poor leadership of TPR. It's our dedication and committment that has not allowed management's awful and ridiculous decisions drive us futher below expected performance levels. How much money and how many bodies have you thrown at this venture y-t-d? Our senior leadership and their lack thereof is an embarassment to all TPR employees and the industry at large.

Why does the TBI Board continue to endulge this pathetic behavior/performance?

Now get off your dead ass and help us collect more plasma or take your Little League lecturing platforms to small town USA.

 

we just received word today that the Girl Scount cookie kiosk project failed. How could it have failed with all the D-Toilet and Toushie consultants on site?

Rumor has it that we may take on a Mary Kay deal. Pink Cadallics and or mini Coopers for all.



TPR

Frustration, Damnation, and Fancy Cars

 

It's that time of the year again. Get out your wallets and purses.

 

I met KM. No Way!