DM gets chewed-out on ride-along

I barely tolerate the presence of my District Monkey. He is a raging anus who constantly nitpicks and criticizes, and he never offers anything more useful than the usual bullcrap. Today was the first day I ever saw the stupid SOB sweat, and I savored every moment.

Right after lunch, the RD called him and he started stuggling for a response. Every other word out of his mouth was, "...not my fault...", "...b-b-b-b-but...", "...how could I have known...", "...peformance issues...". The RD was chewing his ass off for some reason, and about five minutes into the phone call, the monkey had me pull over while he got out of the car. He walked away from the car and told me to wait. He started pacing up and down in a Starbucks parking lot, and he kept throwing his hand up in the air, making the "oh shit" look his face and sweated so badly (it wasn't hot up here today) that you could see sweat rings under his shirt. Whatever the RD was saying to him, there was clear panic in his behavior and gestures. After another ten minutes or so, he got back into the car and we went to another appointment. I did not say a word to him until we got to the doc's office. During the call, he was very distracted. We left the office and he didn't say a thing to me. Normally, there would have been some kind of bullcrap coming from him, but nothing. He dialed someone else on his cell phone, had me pull over again, and as he left the car to make his cell call private, he said to the person on the other end, "I don't know how I'm going to get out of this...I can't believe he found out...". He finished his call, got back in the car and told me to drive him to the the airport about 40 miles away. It took us about an hour due to traffic, and he never said a word to me the entire time. He just sat in the passenger seat, with a defeated look on his face and sweating even more. When we got to the departures area and I let him out to get his flight, he just said "Goodbye...I will email you the visit sheet" and left without saying anything else.

No one in the district knows what is going on, and there is lots of speculation. Whatever the hell he did, sounds like he is going to pay for it. I hope the RD shoots him out on his ass. No one will miss him.

 

Let the RD know that the monkey said that he "didn't know how he found out"

They won't fire him. They'll let him leave gracefully or just demote him back to a hospital rep.

 

SO its been 5 years..

What the F happened?

 

Above poster: who cares about something that happened 5 years ago? This gen. discussion board keeps me very well entertained. I love esp. how posters pick on past well respected presidents and supreme court justices without even understanding the disease and the new medications available. It just goes to show their ignorance and how petty they are.

 

yes, and your post makes lots of sense.