You know you work at Amgen if...

Discussion in 'Amgen' started by Anonymous, Oct 15, 2012 at 8:54 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Between log-in, Compass, iPad, i(bu), fleet, payroll, Amex, Eway, Speakers, Performance Points, Employee ID, Merrill Lynch & your f'ing gas card, you need a separate computer to keep all your passwords scrait.
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    when you have sales reps that can't spell and complain about getting free stuff
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Suck a fat pole punk-ass
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    drunken sales team can't spell?
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    When you have to have a meeting to have a meeting, and make up new shit for the sales people to do. An age old adage, train people and let them do their job, and if it is not broke don't try to fix it!!
     
  6. Anonymous

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  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Your drive and desire to perform has been crushed by the lack of opportunity and false promises of this company, yet the pay and benefits are so good you don't want to leave.
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    winner winner chicken dinner
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    ...I'm off during Christmas and 4th of July weeks.
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    When the FBI and the FDA knock on your door!