The Twelve Days of Enzon On my first day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me An email welcoming me. On my second day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me. On my third day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me. On my forth day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my fifth day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Five Returned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my sixth day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Six MDs a-complaining, Five Re-turned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my seventh day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Seven e-mails a-waiting, Six MDs a-complaining, Five Re-turned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my eighth day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Eight PIPs a-breeding, Seven e-mails a-waiting, Six MDs a-complaining, Five Re-turned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my ninth day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Nine Resumes fed ex-ing, Eight PIPs a-breeding, Seven e-mails a-waiting, Six MDs a-complaining, Five Re-turned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my tenth day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me HR Lords A-Leaping, Nine Resumes fed ex-ing, Eight PIPs a-breeding, Seven e-mails a-waiting, Six MDs a-complaining, Five Re-turned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my eleventh day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Eleven Directors Spewing, HR Lords A-Leaping, Nine Resumes fed ex-ing, Eight PIPs a-breeding, Seven e-mails a-waiting, Six MDs a-complaining, Five Re-turned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my final day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Twelve Reps a-bailing, Eleven Directors Spewing, HR Lords A-Leaping, Nine Resumes fed ex-ing, Eight PIPs a-breeding, Seven e-mails a-waiting, Six MDs a-complaining, Five Re-turned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me
Too f'ing funny! You got this place down on that one. I can not believe the idiots that run this place and the paranoia. Two directors (I will not mention) are complete a-holes!
Now pack your bags because it is time to go home. Have a great Christmas everyone with the Enzon two week severence package. Jeff Bucky
No one cares at Enzon for human resources. Heck, look at our core values on our website - what a crock of shit!
The Twelve Days of Enzon On my first day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me An email welcoming me. On my second day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me. On my third day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me. On my forth day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my fifth day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Five Returned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my sixth day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Six MDs a-complaining, Five Re-turned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my seventh day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Seven e-mails a-waiting, Six MDs a-complaining, Five Re-turned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my eighth day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Eight PIPs a-breeding, Seven e-mails a-waiting, Six MDs a-complaining, Five Re-turned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my ninth day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Nine Resumes fed ex-ing, Eight PIPs a-breeding, Seven e-mails a-waiting, Six MDs a-complaining, Five Re-turned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my tenth day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me HR Lords A-Leaping, Nine Resumes fed ex-ing, Eight PIPs a-breeding, Seven e-mails a-waiting, Six MDs a-complaining, Five Re-turned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my eleventh day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Eleven Directors Spewing, HR Lords A-Leaping, Nine Resumes fed ex-ing, Eight PIPs a-breeding, Seven e-mails a-waiting, Six MDs a-complaining, Five Re-turned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me On my final day at Enzon, my Manager sent to me Twelve Reps a-bailing, Eleven Directors Spewing, HR Lords A-Leaping, Nine Resumes fed ex-ing, Eight PIPs a-breeding, Seven e-mails a-waiting, Six MDs a-complaining, Five Re-turned Vials, Four business plans, Great West Health, Worthless Enzon Stock, And an email welcoming me[/QUOTE] Thank God we were sold and Bivona fired in 2009!
You actually sat down and spent time coming up with that, especially at this time of the year? What a very sad and pathetic man you are. And I'm sure very lonely
Never worked @ Enzon nor have I ever heard of this company....BUT this X-Mas "poem" has me in tears laughing right now!! OMG!! LOL!!! I really hoped you guys/gals all have a brighter future at a better company now....Sounds like Enzon was a REAL POS company to work for!!
A Merry Enzon Holiday from the gang-green! Bucky Craig Ivan Paul Donna Vincenza Chucky Sporto Boatz Barry The list of misfits is endless from the ghost of Enzon past.
