Because it will get reported internally right away!! This place has enough bad press. Don't add yourself to it by implementing poor tactics to clean house.
Dont threaten me troll, evilis as evil does, and if I can't make bonuses, I gotta support my family somehow.
Im supporting mine by offering my oral services to many of my neuros' It's working - I'm making more than I ever had in bonuses. My RBD is the one who showed me how. He's my hero!
just respect yourself enough to ask them to keep the spunk out of your hair. The last thing you want to do is walk around after not knowing you have some spunk in your hair -- that's just not cool.