I've lost all confidence in this company's ability to understand what motivates a salesforce. How did we go from TVs to boxes of chocolate? Sign of the times....
Careful not to get chocolate stains on the cloth seats of your downgraded company vehicle (managers need not worry because their luxury cars have leather seats).
Don't worry, if you behave and hit a ton of meaningless metrics of your paper-pushing skills, you will get 25% back...in a year.
It's been over for awhile. The culture sucks. The managers are too busy kissing upper management's butt to care about their reps. They are too busy saving their own asses! This is so sad. No wonder the tops reps have left. We are all replaceable, ummm... hey management, have you seen the numbers in those territories where the ones that were doing it for you, have left? You need to treat your people better! Holding onto my bonus to make sure I do my paperwork for a year, sucks!
Where is my gas Bar-b-Q, my merry maids gift certificates and frontgate stainless steel beverage tub? All you got was candy? Miss the ice cream too! Ho hum...
I will gladly eat your chocolate. I will lap and slurp and feed at it, much like a famished rottweiler. I won't stop until all your chocolate is ate, and you give me permission to stop or to move on to the other treats you so generously provide to me.
ßitch, PLEASE. Lighten up. Now, where was I? Oh, yes: You've been eating corn and sunflower seeds again, haven't you...you naughty Clocky...
