College Football: Will the SEC "6 Peat"

Hey BandwagonBoy, I got a good assignment for you. The Raiders are home this week after their bye, I need you to pedal your tricycle, or ride your scooter, or plow with your tractor to Oakland Alameda County Stadium Sunday and show the AFC West how to do up their gear SUC style. Don't go as Darth Raider like a real fan, go as "Jabba the Conference", you know, all liquored up, fat, greasy and smelly, like an Alabama fan. When the blue collar true fans ask you what the hell your problem is simply tell them you're there for the "conference" and that they can all be Bandwagon winners because Denver and Kansas City are playing so well in Fagarin rated Out Of Conference games. These fans love Peyton Manning and Andy Reid, ask them about that! Make sure you let them know you can find funding so only Denver and KC play in the Super Bowl because the playoffs are so overrated (kind of like that awesome, barely watched Alabama-LSU rematch recently). They'll surely love you and shed their Darth gear to join you in "conference" pride. Good luck, have your bruncle or sisterwife film it on your VHS camera so we can all see the camaraderie on YouTube (hopefully you can find a library, you know the big building with all the books, and National Geographic to give you a break from lookin' at yer mama, so you can get help "uploading" your movie to a computer, there are plenty of mama types at this building who can help you out). SUC!SUC!SUC! AFCwest!AFCwest!AFCwest! WarEagle!WarEagle!WarEagle! RollTide!RollTide!RollTide! GatorClapRockyTop!