Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like HD, PH, KM, LS, LP my horrible leadership team right here tonight. I want them brought from their happy holiday slumber over there on Retirement Lane with all the other rich people and I want them brought right here, with a big ribbon on their head, and I want to look them straight in the eye and I want to tell them what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit they are! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
That's just ridiculous because your a moron. You were warned that there was something in your drink about a year ago but you kept drinking the kool aid with you ass up in the air and a tattoo on your lower back that said "go deep"
