National meeting no longer in California

Hint: It is a big state with cowboys

 

Montana, Wyoming? Cool, never been to either. Heard Big Sky is awesome.

 

Yes, Texas was mentioned but what are they waiting for in terms of announcing it? At first, it was officially announced the meeting would be in San Diego. Will this meeting include the office based division as well? By March, the office based division will be halfway through the year already. If the goal of the meeting is to mark the end of 2014 sales for the hospital division, why wait till March and why take the office based team out of territory?

 

It's official, the meeting will be in Ferguson, MO. We are going to do some volunteer work cleaning up the streets for a company tax write-off.

 

Oh stop swaying from the subject. Everyone knows it's in Texas you moron. We just want details. Man what a douche.

 

Why do you all care so much about the LOCATION for the meeting? Just do your damn job and wait for the details when they are finalized. Holding dates is important to not interfere with your job but you don't need to know where the meeting will be held. BTW, at your current revenue rate, the meeting may be at a Motel 6 in the cheesy side of some slum town...

 

Please tell me the time, so I can bitch it is too early. The location, so I can bitch about the weather. The hotel, so I can bitch about the bed. The restaurant, so I can bitch about the food. The team building, so I can bitch about bowling. The awards, so I can bitch I am not getting one, again. The topics, so I can bitch about the agenda. If I missed anything, I am sure you will bitch about it!

 

The girls weren't drunk enough to give me some pussy! I complain of that often.

 

Don't worry about it. You will get the bitching when it is the same old shit.... When they have nothing new.... When we have to go to some trashy bar and eat disgusting bar food... When we have to associate and talk to idiots like you and smile with disgust... And yes, when we have to participate in the meaningless team building exercises when we have to interact with idiots like yourself.... Any other questions?