Coloplast Surgical - Global Vice President - Larry Hinneyman

Is it true that the new VP of Global Sales is going to be Larry Hinneyman from Uroplasty?

 

what happened to Amerson?

 

He got tired of the Danish lack of ability to understand the American market and quit!

 

It is spelled - HEINEMANN. He works for Uroplasty and use to work for Bard.

 

Your life is gonna suck NOW.

 

LOL.

 

Confirmed, Amerson left. Heard someone was coming from Denmark to head it up (surprise !!)

 

There are going with a "local" guy this time around.

 

Local and dumb...perfect for us.

 

Re: Coloplast

Coloplast discontinued the most popular leg bag and does not care about end user feelings.
I just spoke to Josh and he does NOT give a damn what we think . Our local supplier (Bach) said nobody likes the new style. The plastic tube is uncomfortable and irritating, it snags on clothing etc.
Thank God I found a Comp[any that had some old ones, it was worth a couple hundred dollars to be comfortable. Maybe Coloplast will wake up and realize the CUSTOMER DOES MATTER!!!!

 

Comfort? You and your customers/patients are worried about comfort? What about the piss poor (pun intended) welds that leak like a sieve? Cripes, they don't even function right.

 

Newsflash: all the corporate bluster about helping patients with intimate hc needs and 'listening and responding to customers' is total BS. This company is led by a bunch of short-sighted pricks who only care about short term profits and filling the founding families' coffers with share buy backs and special dividends.

 

You're spot on. It's a nice, humanistic tale to sell, but the reality is a far cry the messaging.

Mental note: Don't ever work for a sales subsidiary (again).

 

Get rid of JP horrible horrible !!