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You didn't like the new "Spanish Fly" ImmunoCAP? It's gonna set the world on fire and send Phadia's profits soaring!

Everything else about Phadia is soooooooooooooooo boring!

 

Darn, and here we thought that you might dress up as Porphyria the Queen Vamp! Maybe next year?

sIgE determinations for Spanish Fly allow one to accurately dispense salt peter in the correct concentrations to assist in supressing "the woody" in males. Without the sIgE result it's basically a shot in the dark. It's always a good thing to keep at least one light on.

 

Yes, an over dose of saltpeter can cause wiltering and a total disengagement of the member from the groin bone (yes, the groin bone is attached to the thigh bone, and so on). That is why an sIgE level for Spanish Fly is important in determining the amt. of saltpeter to be administered.

Make no mistake, there is no cross-reactivity between Spanish Fly, French Fly, Polish Fly and a number of other "Flys" that may share the same family but are antigenically much different. This also holds true for the American House Fly which has issues all of its own. That's why one cannot use anything but a true Spanish Fly ImmunoCAP.

Ole

 

Sorry, next year is tinker bell.

Now are you smoking crack these days? What male pt. is going to ever want to supress the "woody"? Talk about an awkward office visit! They'll be banging down my door asking for the vitamin V or C prescription.

 

Here we go again with the strangest thread on CP. Someone is cutting and pasting b/c I know I posted some things and got back different responses. Almost like your rewriting history and I'm left wondering why?! Who really cares about ACA labs and Dr. P. Let the CSCs/other employees have their board to discuss their own issues.

Management has enough to worry about than trying to make every legitimate issue brought up here look foolish. Reps. won't post that BS that I've seen - so who did? Dr. P of ACA labs? LOL - yeah right. Is that the point your trying to make?

 

Does anyone know where he is located now?

 

I am sure he is in prison!!