So Hugh doesn't know how to mute a conference call?!?!

The only thing he has accomplished so far is inspiring and motivating the entire sales team to look for another job.

 

Please move in an orderly fashion to the life boats on the outer edges of the ship. BTW, we don't have enough capacity for everyone so some of you need to prepare for some chilly waters!!!

 

BTW - we don't have any lifeboats either . . . sorry . . .Don & Steve took 'em all.

 

that's funny shit

 

Hugh - don't forget to turn off the lights - you're going to be the last one left on this sinking tub. But hey, take solace in the fact that you always knew what was best and did it your way. Unfortunately for you, the rest of the world lives in reality! See ya !

 

Ouch ! That was harsh. The natives are getting restless. Hey MNK sounds like you need a miracle.