Anyone know where Marge Funk is?

Discussion in 'Boots' started by Anonymous, Apr 7, 2008 at 8:23 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Anyone know where Marge Funk is?
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Anybody know what a Marge Funk is ?
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Does any one care?
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I guess you didn't know her or you wouldn't say that
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Re: Boots/Rucker Tales

    What I want to know is: Did Johnny Rucker REALLY give enemas to his employees when they were ill? Marge and LOB both told me this story.
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I don't know but Old Johnny could drink the hell out of RuTuss Liquid during
    sales meetings--just sit in front of the room, drink it right out of the bottle
    and tell stories after stories, of course it was back to the green rooms after that!!!!!!---That's a whole 'nother story.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    He wasn't the only one who drank "Rutuss green for the coughing machine" .
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    RuTuss Expectorant with that special "shoal" solution of sodium citrate
    and citric acid to "cut,cut that mucous"mmmmmmmmm good!

    Ruvert with nicotinnic acid to make the old folks's face flush--so they'll
    know it's working!

    Ah, the good old days! FEP-for every purpose!!
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    No, It was Ru-K-N to turn the stools completely white. No upset stomachs aftyer that!
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    It was Ammonium Chloride to cut, cut , cut that chest congestion. There is no way that congestion would stay dowm

    Ru-Tuss Red for the stopped up head,

    Ru-Tuss Green for the coughing machine,

    Ru-Tuss Gold for the old chest cold!
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Would really like to find Marge as well...wonderful woman...great friend!
     
  12. Skip88

    Skip88 Guest

    I would also really like to find Marge Funk! Great women...where are you Marge?