'Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, Devoid of orocam, there was none to share; The doggies were nestled all snug in their beds, Remembering a time when they could run without meds; And, the vets in their scrubs, and I with empty hands in my lap, had just settled our skirmish over the orocam crap; When out in the parking lot there arose such a clatter, I even stopped asking questions to see what was the matter. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a FedEx truck coming to make all the orocam disappear, With a nice little driver who said he'd make it quick, And, I knew in a moment this was a gift from St. Nick. More rapid than eagles this driver said I wasn't to blame, And he laughed, and shouted, and said all nsaids were the same; "now, abbott! now, listen! now, treat your reps right! you know it isn't their fault that this product didn't take flight! you acted like this was the product to beat, but really...but really, selling this is no treat!" As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Out came the vets without making a sound. They were still dressed in scrubs, from their head to their feet, But now they were crying and telling me they were beat. Each held one bottle of orocam tight, Telling me that they couldn't get the owners to spray it just right. The dogs-how they whined! how they squirmed! how they fought! They didn't like being sprayed, and their owners were sorry they bought! They told me they liked me and that I could come back, but only if I put some other product in my sack. I spoke not a word, but left with a nod; and got in my fleet car and said a prayer to my god, and asked him to please let me have some luck, finding a new job because this one - it sucks; I pulled out of the lot, picked up my phone, and, disobeying all the rules, called a friend to bitch and to moan, But, I still exclaimed, as I left work for the mall, "this orocam recall is the best Christmas present of all!"
I gotta say that this is the best thing I've seen on here. Why are you a rep? You should be in marketing instead of who we've got.
This is what happens when you have people that don't own (or are passionate about) animals developing product; a big fat failure. Question: What would make an oral product a huge hit? Answer: one that is easy to administer . . . one that is delicious . . . one that a dog would beg for. Two words - Chicken Flavored. Keep hiring your old college buddies instead of quality, knowledgable people, Andrea. Tick tock, tick tock.
The biggest launch in AAH history was a flop and was recalled! Wake up people, the time has come to get off the sinking ship. Leadership? She was asked to leave Astellas, came to Abbott and shut down Renal. Now she is doing the same AH. Anyone that needs social training on how to connect with her salesforce should reside in a basement somewhere with a red stapler, not a DVP. Let's see, AW now has her diverse dream team at the expense of: - Too many VPC's to name - Schaffnit - Stoddard - Genal - Urh - S Neil - Randolph - Owen S - Pavletic and many more that will leave on their own.. The leadership team was wiped out in 2 short years. Man she does not like white males... Happy new year, Ed Cirra
"FU Loser" what an intelligent comeback. I'm guessing you are one of the retarded idiots that AW and SL brought in. Don't worry it is only a matter of time before they spend the 2014 budget on a new set of consultants to tell them what they want to hear and further sink this ship. Let's see what they have outsourced so far... Everything. Can anyone point at a single thing that has worked? This culture of accountability, HA!, anything goes wrong fire someone else, just not the two idiots at the top. I wish AWs boss would just come out and let everyone know that she is terrible and help is on the way, then it would be worth staying. There is so much potential here, just not with this bullshit leadership team.
Weiner is a sexting pervert from NYC. Wainer is the cowardly leader of AH. Get your names right if you going to have an opinion.
AW would make a good 2nd or 3rd in command, but she stinks as the leader...too tied up in the minutiae of the work. Leaders are supposed to be big picture, visionary, trend-setting...not the ones who get in the weeds of a situation.
I think she would even be a bad VPC. She doesn't understand the market or our customers. Even worse than that she's extremely arrogant. That definitely doesn't work here.
