So, specimens stuck somewhere, appologies again!

I wonder how many specimens are sitting in a FedEx or UPS warehouse somewhere this weekend. I gather I've got about 20 patients that will have to be redrawn. Frustrating thing is, the lab will try to run some stuff, Bill for everything, but yet we will report nothing. It's situations like this that drive me nuts at this friggin company! Somehow, someway, Atherotech will screw everything up and I have to do all the apologizing.

 

Run tests and bill, bill and run tests. Don't matter if it's been sittin cause of a big storm.

 

if you cant hack it, get out. I always thought you were better suited for a restroom attendant

 

I always figured you would make a good diver who repairs municipal sewage tanks, the way you have your head so far up people's asses. The people who have to help clean your wetsuit off have a way worse job than you do, however.

 

Just remember that before you hand out the towel, you must offer to powder my donuts

 

Remember, we could charge the insurance companies more if we put blood on the outside of the tube too

 

This company will be bankrupt soon, and you will be at the back of the unemployment line where it smells like poverty and Nautica cologne.

At least as a restroom attendant I have 5 different scents I can offer douchebags like yourself, so you can hit on skanks at the bar before you go back home to your miserable, ugly fucking wife. I might even offer you some mouthwash

 

why thank you. I'll go with scent # 3, that would be the "from under cheese" you so readily produce

 

I'd like a spray of bootleg Drakkar, please, and some wintergreen mouthwash Mr. restroom attendant. Sorry the lab business didn't work out for you. Did you have a bad boss or did you just suck?

 

Hey, get some fresh urinal cakes down here asap !!!