Vivlodex Is A New Drug Called Me-Loxi-Con

Discussion in 'Iroko' started by anonymous, Sep 27, 2016 at 9:08 PM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I want to start out by saying how sorry I am that so many reps have lost their jobs since July.

    I was once part of IJOKO but wised up and left back in May.

    I knew Vivlodex would not take off when IJOKO upper management could not even pronounce the word Meloxicam correctly and pronounced it Me-Loxi-Con.

    Just tell your targets that Vivlodex is not Meloxicam but rather it is a new NSAID molecule called Me-Loxi-Con.

    This way maybe Vivlodex sales will go up for a few months while all remaining reps find new positions.
     

  2. anonymous

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    I was on that conference call! It was the RD in the West. Hilarious post! Can you imagine the conversation when Iroko finally goes bankrupt in 2017 and upper management will have to try to sell these $hit drugs to a real pharma company...Hello Mr. Big Pharma CEO...would you be interested in buying this new drug me-loxi-con so that I can recoup some of my money
     
  3. anonymous

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    I think you are referring to the AVP in the West. Another great hire - really inspires greatness. Guy has been here 6 months and still can't pronounce the names of the 3 drugs. You can't make that sh-t up.

    Oh, by the way, he's Clarissa's friend. We age doomed for failure. I will be out by the holidays.