An Aqua Classic------Nothing ever changes

1. WEEK ONE – I can' t believe that right out of college Aqua has hired me! My
   major in Fine Arts and minor in Elizabethan Poetry sure
   must have helped. I think the fact that I was the head
   cheerleader in college proved my abundance of team
   spirit. To be making $55,000 a year at age 23 isn't
   too shabby. And I get a ford fusion, too!
   
   WEEK TWO - My bosses (TW, SE, and AD) seem real nice. I
   haven't met anyone else out in the field yet. Got a lot of
   information to study before training starts. There is
   a lot to know about dermatology, I tell you that. It
   is so interesting to learn how each mechanism of how
   our drug works. I wonder why they even need sales reps
   when it is obvious that our antifungal, Xolegel is
   the best. The information they have given me to look
   at shows how it so superior to the competitors. This
   job is going to be a piece of cake! Bet the doctors
   are going to love seeing me come their way.
   
   WEEK THREE - Boy, those tests were hard
   but I passed all of them. Going to VEGAS for a big
   company meeting. This is awesome. A free trip to
   a casino. Meeting other reps from around
   the country. There are a lot of other pharmaceutical
   reps in Texas were cheerleaders. That's weird.
   
   WEEK FOUR - The meetings were inspiring!
   There were several of us chanting our AQUA’s name!
   The lectures by our national sales director (SE) on our products
   
   just proved I picked the best team to join.
   
   There is no question AQUA possess
   the most effective anti fungal available. I
   can see myself working for this company forever.
   Nothing is going to stop me from climbing their ladder
   into a higher administrative level.
   
   WEEK FIVE – My Sales Director (SE) wanted me to shadow another field rep
   for a day. The rep seemed a little down when I met him;
   however he seemed to perk up once he saw me. I am sure
   it is a pick-me-up for him to mentor someone new. He
   kept asking me why I would pick this job. Then he
   asked if I can handle personal rejection. Of course I
   can handle rejection.
   
   I remember when I didn’t get picked for junior prom queen.
   I cried for weeks but I eventually got over it and became stronger in the
   long run. Most of our day was spent on the
   road talking or trying to get into different medical
   offices. We only got to meet two doctors. Boy, were
   they in a rush.
   
   I don't think the field rep did such a great job.
   AQUA products are so good, he needs to get right in those
   doctors faces! I can’t wait until it is my turn to sell Xolegel!
   
   WEEK SIX - First day by myself. Met an AQUA advisor, Dr. Smith.
   He must be stressed because he cut me off in the
   middle of my sentence and walked way. He must have forgotten I
   was there because he never came back. Dr. Johnson was
   just the opposite. It was great. It seemed he wouldn't
   stop talking to me. In fact, he wanted to meet me for
   dinner to just talk about my drug. What was really
   funny is that he forgot what drug I even had but
   promised he would use it no matter what is was? I am
   one hell of a salesperson!
   
   MONTH THREE - I am not sure why some
   doctors won’t even meet with me. They want some samples
   but that is all. Had a lunch with a group of
   PAs. They didn't even show up and I spent $200
   on lunch for their staff. They weren't even that
   thankful either. That was kind of rude.
   
   MONTH FOUR - Still having trouble getting
   in to see some doctors. Dr. Ryan told me off and said that Xolegel sucks.
   
   He must be having a bad day because he was
   extremely irritable. He said I was too forceful. I sat
   in my ford fusion and cried for a half-hour. I know I can do
   better at this. I think our Xolegel is the BEST antifungal on the market.
   
   I just need to be more assertive.
   
   MONTH FIVE - Rode with my sales director (SE) who watched
   my every move. I was really nervous. Still couldn’t
   get in to some offices. What was worse was that my sales director
   kept interrupting me like he was making the sale of Xolegel
   himself.
   
   Listen, sasquatch, if you want my job you can
   have it. When he left I cried in my crappy ford fusion for fifteen
   minutes.
   
   MONTH SIX - Had another dinner program for our Aqua advisors.
   Only a few showed. The speaker wanted his
   money right then and there like I was the one who was
   paying him out of my own account. Then the mother
   f$%&^r starting talking positively about our
   competitors! Whore.
   
   MONTH SEVEN – The upper manager’s wanted
   us to have a “birthday party “for Xolegel. It
   has been on the market for several years now and they
   recommend we use the birthday hats and napkins that
   they gave us. It has our Aqua logo and Xolecrap on it.
   They said the doctors would love it.
   
   Who the f%&^ are they kidding? As if I am going to get the few doctors
   that even give me the time of day to light candles
   and wear hats because our lousy " me too " drug is
   several years old and selling like sh&*? Do these
   idiot upper managers even know what’s going on out in the
   real world?
   
   MONTH EIGHT - Dr. Smith, who was so rude
   to me, wants to know if I will pay for plane tickets for he and his obese “office manager” wife.
   for Maui Derm. I wonder if the phrases “kiss my ass “means anything to him.
   
   Saw Dr. Johnson recently. After the “episode " which occurred at our last dinner, I have purposely stayed away from him. The restraining order still remains. He needs to get a life.
   
   On an interesting note, I came across a cool website called Cafepharma. What is up with all of this “Aqua Delivery System” stuff?
   
   MONTH NINE - Went back to our bullsh&% meeting in Vegas again. Who are they fooling with this AMWAY crap? I can’t believe the b!t@h from Texas won Presiden’t club! Everyone knows her b@@bs they are fake. She won because she slept with her advisors!
   
   This is all cult worship anyway. In fact,
   I’d rather drink Kool-Aid laced with cyanide than sell
   this piece of sh$& anti fungal drug. We met in small groups and
   they tried to teach us new points that would
   persuade any doctor to use our sticky gel. Talk about a
   circle jerk. Got drunk most nights with the HR director while I was down there.
   
   MONTH TEN - The Sales Director (SE) and VP (TW) are getting on my
   case more and more. They wants to know what I am doing
   every minute of every day. They want signatures. They
   want programs.
   
   What my sales director really wants is my first-born. He is such a
   prick and if he interrupts me one more time I am going
   to kick him in his balls.
   
   MONTH ELEVEN - Slept with Dr. Johnson.
   Fu$# it, I needed the numbers. I am also giving away
   stocking stuffers of goodies to any doctor that will
   write my loser medication. Whatever it takes to make
   bonus. Dr. Flock again tells me he is writing our worthless
   drug. What a fu*^%g liar.
   
   We buy the prescription numbers right from the pharmacy so I know what his
   numbers actually are and this guy bullsh%ts me right
   to my face. I think he wants to sleep with me.
   
   If I get forwarded another “success story” from the guido NE manager I am going to SCREAM!
   
   
   MONTH TWELVE - Slept with my sales director. What a horrible lay! I
   needed to keep him off my case and not put me on a PIP.
   
   One more dinner program and I will put the cyanide in the doctors ‘drinks myself.
   Every time I get new marketing material, I throw it
   right in the trash. Aqua sucks. I know I hit
   all numbers for Xolegel but they changed the threshold at the last
   minute and screwed me out of my bonus.
   
   MONTH THIRTEEN - This job sucks. If I see
   another pompous physician I will kick him right in
   the balls like I did my sales director. I will die before I
   ever feed a bunch of overweight and ungrateful staff
   workers again. Told my HR director to go screw herself, the lush.
   
   I then told my sales director to go screw himself or
   screw Dr. Johnson and leave me the f&^k alone. Threw
   my keys to the generic ford at him and walked away
   with my pride. Never again will I work for a
   pharmaceutical company!
   
   MONTH FIFTEEN - Took a job at Valeant.
   They got some new stuff in the pipeline. The money is
   even better than Aqua. Called Dr. Johnson
   and will meet him Tuesday night for drinks.

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It's so very sad to see that these recent posts are representative of individuals who have NOT accepted the Aqua delivery system! Yes, so sad indeed.
This is why it is so VERY important to accept the Aqua delivery system, and then follow your universal pathway towards your future! Eternal peace and success will follow, allowing you to follow your true pathway destiny!
Accept the Aqua delivery system!