Are we trying to become the worst company?

There has to be a reason why we are signing on to one bad decision after another. No one is this stupid.

 

We may be going down but we have a whole French theme to our company. We have given up on success, we have a napolean midget CEO, and a hunchback in charge of sales. Viva la UHS!!!

 

I'm dying! Hunchback in charge of sales. That is accurate, for sure.

 

I am shocked by this thread. How incredibly rude and distasteful.

 

Rude and distasteful? You are the problem, not the solution. I could midget toss our CEO at least 10 feet. Quasimodo Had more personality than Kevin. Please don't forgot about Jabba the Bob our fearless HR leader or the ditzy dikes that surround our fearless management team. Please don't be rude or distasteful when you look at the greasy idiot yes men that couldn't survive any longer at carefusion and believe that only they know how to fix our company. Go crawl back to your rock and challenge it.

 

LION

 

and another missed payroll by bob the slob

 

Say what? Another missed payroll?! How can the French Embassy allow Mr Bob to stay employed? What company misses 1 payroll let alone 2 payrolls and doesn't behead the top problem? Bob should Be allowed to rest his weary head at the base of a guillotine. Chop chop!

Any bets that if he does get the guillotine, that he will be given a parade for all the wonderful things he's done for UHS along with an $18.7M parachute with which to rest his weary (heavy) head?

 

Au revoir vous des morceaux de déchets inutiles

 

No one is this stupid? What about Bob?

 

Geezer, leave fat bastard out of this.

 

Du bist so lustig. Du machst mich lachen. Ich möchte Ihnen ins Gesicht zu schlagen. Sie und Bob ist.

 

N'importe quand, n'importe où, grosse salaud

 

Seems to be all quiet on the UHS front. What's up with that? Was there a mass layoff on Christmas Day to thank everyone for there service? Maybe there is no one left at the place except for Frenchie and Hunchie.

 

It's been quiet because Napoleon Leonard and his crack leadership team have finally righted the sinking UHS ship, and things are now running smoothly on autopilot. Profits, employee and customer satisfaction are all trending positive, and 2017 is ushering in a great new beginning for us. Things are definitely looking up.


Ok...not really. The leaders are still hapless hacks and the place still sucks.

 

I was thinking Tom looked more like a cheeto than a napoleon. The year round tan and richer than you attitude is an indicator that he is overcompensating for something. The whole carefusion team are just a bunch of half wit, douche canoes. Just go away you useless bastards.

 

Don't hate because we are talented. This place needs a wake up call and we are the reckoning to stabilize this sinking ship.

 

Ok. Thank you Captain Smith.